[KR870] Keiser Report: Russian New Culinary Movement

We discuss sweethearts, strippers and 666 as Valentine’s Day comes early for the devils at the UK’s tax office. We also play a video clip from an interview with Boris Akimov of LavkaLavka restaurant (lavkalavka.com) in Moscow discussing sanctions, GMOs and hipsters. In the second half, Max interviews Kerry-Anne Mendoza of TheCanary.co about Osborne’s Britain, where austerity-induced suicides are up double digit percentages and the taxpayer is losing billions on stealthly but massive privatizations of state assets.

267 comments on “[KR870] Keiser Report: Russian New Culinary Movement
  1. YoLithos says:

    …The race between the Democrat presidential hopefuls was so tight in the Iowa caucus Monday that in at least six precincts, the decision on awarding a county delegate came down to a coin toss. And Clinton won all six, media reports said….

  2. YoLithos says:

    A public utility in Washington state wants to raise rates for high-density power users, citing a flood of requests for electricity to power bitcoin mining operations.

  3. poopysnot says:

    @Vonda – sorry ..I don’t take these comment threads threads or myself so seriously. I don’t invest here. just express.

    cya around Flopot.. was getting fun around here, for a second

  4. poopysnot says:

    hey doublepooped again 🙂

  5. poopysnot says:

    Fed Blinks: Tightening Financial Conditions Will Derail Rate Hike Expectations
    Peter Schiff – Feb 3, 2016

  6. Vonda Bra says:

    @ Flopot

    re: I still say some of ronron’s remarks are laconic 😛

    Oh please, Go Irish Man, Go! 😀 .. thats pretty fine with me!

    What you later on called “laconic” .. I recognized as “interesting” before I even knew you 🙂 .. (long before we married and signed it in chalk :D)
    I´m just describing a longer “journey” … with a reflectively, kind of sad conclusion!? .. more looking into it than another .. for a reason?

    I was kind of portraying MY history with that person, so feel free to whatever your feelings are … hopefully! I don´t intend anything other than explain my own experience. Great fun and then more and more aggression with nothing specific behind it, than “laconic” (btw, introduced by you) but not very useful or helping statements whatsoever. A lot of lose “predictions” though.

    When there were any great link-finds, I always pointed that out and said it, thankfully, or h/t them! Always!

    In these times one needs to differentiate, plus safe time and try to gain from a comment, rather than get wrapped into “laconic” or whatever “occultly” expressed, “possible” meanings of something.
    Just a few might pick up on, that. …for a certain time, thinking, it will get them anywhere … gladly interacting, only to make that other person feel better, or special, to have once again succeeded in catching attention, if nothing else!? 🙂 (Just think about it! – only in this regard!)

    Avoid being held hostage by some “magic” that in reality isn´t any!?
    only laconically “executed” by someone often (not always of course) to check out people and find possible “victims” to get in touch with and then trying to “frame” them whenever he sees a chance? (also think that over ..)

    Ha! I`ve seen this happening! 😀

    Thats all I´m saying! .. I`ve been there!

    As of late, @ susan reposted a vid from “Joseph P. Farell” adding.. “although rr thinks, he`s nuts” (???) … that was interesting to learn too … 🙂

    as if that was a valid criteria for anyone to watch it or not??? 😛
    He called him “nutsand a nitwit” years ago. Did that keep me from posting Farells stuff?

    I suppose, she was trying to be nice and polite … which is a normal thing to do anyways!

    Lets just say, we are in different stadiums of re-cognition of one another …
    and lets call the whole thing off .. 😀

    or …

    lets talk about it!? 😀

  7. YoLithos says:

    Among these: the group discovered that the flight paths uploaded into each drone could be replaced with their own.

    But all the self-piloting everything about to … hit the market is certain to be perfectly safe.

  8. YoLithos says:

    …but one man has found a solution. He has configured a Raspberry Pi computer to automatically tweet a complaint to Comcast when his internet falls below 50Mbps, well below the 150Mbps he pays for.

  9. Vonda Bra says:

    @ poopysnot

    re: I don’t take these comment threads or myself so seriously.
    I don’t invest here. just express.

    Sorry, so do I. It was just a response!
    But will keep that in mind for the future!
    Sorry for responding and expressing! 😀 .. Seriously! 😉

  10. YoLithos says:

    …The UK Connected Intelligent Transport Environment (CITE) will span 41-miles of public roads around Coventry and Solihull, and will be used to test new connected and autonomous vehicle (CAV) systems in real-life conditions. The company is planning to install roadside sensor equipment around the lab route to monitor vehicle-to-vehicle and vehicle-to-infrastructure communications. The fleet will include 100 CAV cars, which will test four different connectivity technologies; 4G long-term evolution (LTE) and its more advanced version LTE-V, dedicated short-range communication (DSRC), and local Wi-Fi hotspots.

  11. YoLithos says:

    Not a German onion?

    Heise.de (German article) reports that the Dutch police is training raptor birds — bald eagles, too — to take down drones.

  12. YoLithos says:

    A Microsoft Research project to run a data center underwater was so successful the team actually delivered commercial Azure cloud services from the module, which was 1km off the US Pacific coast for three months. The vessel, dubbed Leona Philpot after a Halo character, is a proof of concept for Project Natick, which proposes small data centers that could be submerged for five years or more, serving coastal communities.

  13. poopysnot says:

    @Vonda – alright, I guess I didn’t actually hit a nerve and set you off then? my mistake. maybe it was the contact man remark, shrugs, no matter.


  14. YoLithos says:

    Waiting for the self-driving maglevs to arrive.

    France is planning on a project to build 1000 kilometers of road with specially designed solar panels. This project will supply 5 million people in France with electricity if it is successful.

    But what happens when there’s one of those charming bucolic farmer’s protest caravans with all of the heaviest tractors, carts, and combines? Or truckers?

  15. YoLithos says:

    “Tellingly, Apple is no longer seen as the best place for engineers to work, according to several Silicon Valley talent recruiters. It’s a trend that has been happening slowly for years – and now, in this latest tech boom, has become more acute. … Or as Elon Musk recently put the hiring situation a little more harshly: Apple is the “Tesla graveyard.” “If you don’t make it at Tesla, you go work at Apple,” Musk recently told a German newspaper. The biggest issue for programmers seems to be a high-stress culture and cult of secrecy, which contrasts sharply with office trends toward gentler management and more playful workdays.”

  16. YoLithos says:

    Twitter apparently has voluntarily chosen to ‘look the other way’ while Donald Trump spews forth a trolling stream of hate and other abuses that would cause any average Twitter user to be terminated in a heartbeat.

  17. Vonda Bra says:

    @ poopysnot

    whatever? … shrugs back!? 😉

  18. bbrebozo says:

    Alcohol can actually be inspirational.

  19. susan says:


    talking of spelling mistakes, ZH can’t even spell Israel!


    Of course it should read ‘the spread of Israel…’


    have a nice time, wherever you’re going!

  20. susan says:


    As it gets near ‘endgame’ I think we’re all getting a bit frazzled, so try not to take anyone or anything too seriously, and give people who may be less vocal (or articulate) the benefit of the doubt.

    Now is the time for love, patience, understanding, mutual respect and peace!

    Have a wonderful day!

  21. Flopot says:

    Damn. Hard to break a habit…last post for while. Definitely 😛

    Just couldn’t resist this…it looks at TheSaker v Corbett views on the role of Russia…

    The Russian Phoenix: Hope or Illusion?

    Why does Russia take enormous risks in Syria but fail to take the crucial steps of nationalizing its Central Bank and thereby weaken its chief adversary more than any military action possibly could? Why does it let the Rockefellers run its economy? Why didn’t Russia set Syria free from the empire’s brainwashed, crazed, foreign mercenaries by sending large enough ground forces to liberate the whole of Syria in a few weeks, instead of giving its enemies plenty of time to undermine Syria’s independence and territorial integrity? Why in heaven’s name did Russia betray its natural allies Iran and Libya at the United Nations Security Council? Why does it ban GMOs but still insist on boiling more and more water with a radioactive witch’s brew? Why doesn’t Russia take the stolen money and resources from all the criminal, Western-propped, oligarchs and return them to the people? Why does Russia simultaneously act for and against the interests of its people and of humanity as a whole?


    Needless to say, this reality—that Russia’s all-important economy and central bank are controlled by the same people who control the Federal Reserve—is consistent with the view that the Russian government is just another criminal gang looking for turf. What’s more, this reality is even consistent with the view that both sides of the Russo-American conflict are simply following the orders of their common banking overlords.

    Invest or express. Maybe a bit of both?

    Right, I’m pissing off my brother because I promised no more “typings” for a while. Adios for now.

    Lol. My bro now says I’m “bullshit prophesizing” and will keep coming back. He’s too wise for his own wellbeing 😉 But he’s wrong this time — I have too much to do! See you soonish.


  22. poopysnot says:


    Japan Shocked By Unexpected Negative Interest Rates. James Corbett – February 3, 2016
    Talk Digital Network – Feb 3, 2016

    Yahoo Planning to Lay Off Big Chunk of Its Workforce
    wochit Business – Feb 2, 2016

    Yahoo Will Lay Off 15 Percent of Its Workforce
    Feb 2, 2016

  23. poopysnot says:

    Gold and Silver Update with The Doc
    The Daily Coin – Feb 4, 2016

    Wade Hodges: 30 Million Ounces of Gold and Counting
    The Daily Coin – Feb 3, 2016

  24. poopysnot says:

    Sanders vs. Clinton on Wall St. Reform
    TheRealNews – Feb 4, 2016

    Former financial regulator Bill Black and Roosevelt Institute Fellow Mike Konczal take on the policies of the two contenders for the Democratic nomination

    Spain creates Europe’s first underwater museum
    New China TV – Feb 3, 2016

  25. poopysnot says:

    Is A Financial Crisis Being Covered Up?
    Mike Maloney – Feb 4, 2016

    Rick Rule: $2-$3B Gold Deposits That Can Now Be Bought For $15mm—Will Command A $2-$3B Price Tag Again
    Sprott US Media – Feb 3, 2016

  26. poopysnot says:

    Restaurant Industry Suddenly Tanks, Worst Plunge since the Beginning of the Financial Crisis
    by Wolf Richter – February 3, 2016

    Plunges like this only occur when something big is going on

    Restaurant Performance Index (released February 2, 2016)
    http://www.restaurant.org/News-Research/Research/RPI Latest RPI

    “It’s Probably Nothing”: January Truck Orders Collapse 48%

  27. YoLithos says:

    Does it look like a Fire Monkey Year?

    Flatfoot hotfoot
    Tear gas and Molotov cocktails have been deployed during a demonstration in Syntagma Square, Athens, where a general strike is taking place.
    Many of the country’s retired population have already had their pensions slashed 11 times since 2010.

    A tradition in art! (and harsh ‘practicality’)

    Police in Italy have seized more than 85,000 tons of green olives painted with copper sulphate to make them look fresher, adding to thousands of tons of counterfeit foreign olive oil passed off as “Made in Italy.”
    Italian police said 19 people are facing charges over “painting” green olives from previous years’ harvests with copper sulphate to give them an intense, uniform green color. The “painted olives cases” also include the use of banned additives and plans to sell edible goods containing dangerous substances. …
    The products claimed to be the Italian “extra virgin” variant which is known all over the world for its rich taste and health benefits.

    Ger man is so diffcult even Germans can’t get it right! 🙂

    Germany’s NPD party, known for its hardline stance on migrants, posted an unfortunately-designed poster online, which could be perceived as a call to “systematically deport” Germans.

  28. poopysnot says:

    China to Issue RMB Sovereign Bonds in London: Chinese Ambassador
    February 04, 2016

    Credit Suisse’s first loss since 2008
    Reuters – Feb 4, 2016

    U.S. sets record dark pool fines
    CNBC International – Feb 1, 2016

  29. poopysnot says:

    How Pension Plans Are Responding To Financial Repression 02 03 FRA w/Amin Rajan
    Financial Repression Authority – Feb 3, 2016

    Credit Suisse Plunges To 25 Year Lows After Posting Enormous $5.8 Billion Q4 Loss https://t.co/Pt4LDZZtek— zerohedge (@zerohedge) February 4, 2016

  30. poopysnot says:

    North Korea sends ‘Poop Balloons’ to South
    February 3, 2016

  31. poopysnot says:

    interesting times

  32. YoLithos says:

    Green. Copper sulphate. …
    The USD$?

  33. Evolutis says:

    To perhaps consider – @ your next consult with physical reality

    Jim Jarmusch …

    “Nothing is original. Steal from anywhere that resonates with inspiration or fuels your imagination. Devour old films, new films, music, books, paintings, photographs, poems, dreams, random conversations, architecture, bridges, street signs, trees, clouds, bodies of water, light and shadows. Select only things to steal from that speak directly to your soul. If you do this, your work (and theft) will be authentic. Authenticity is invaluable; originality is non-existent. And don’t bother concealing your thievery – celebrate it if you feel like it. In any case, always remember what Jean-Luc Godard said: “It’s not where you take things from – it’s where you take them to.”

    [MovieMaker Magazine #53 – Winter, January 22, 2004 ]” to consider @

  34. Youri Carma says:

    Barclays Agrees to Offload Derivatives Contracts to JPMorgan

    The Secretive Hedge Fund That’s Generating Huge Profits for Yale

    Goldman Sachs Says It May Be Forced to Fundamentally Question How Capitalism Is Working http://www.bloomberg.com/news/articles/2016-02-03/goldman-sachs-says-it-may-be-forced-to-fundamentally-question-how-capitalism-is-working

    Carlyle Wins U.S. Approval of $2.07 Billion Aviation Deal

    Sarao Placed Real Orders in ‘Flash Crash’ Case, Attorney Says

    Navinder Singh Sarao, accused of market manipulation that contributed to the 2010 ‘Flash Crash,’ placed real orders and shouldn’t be extradited to the U.S. for prosecution, according to documents filed by his attorney Thursday.

  35. Youri Carma says:


    U.S. Gasoline Glut Keeps Pump Prices on the Road to $1.50: Chart

    U.S. gasoline inventories last week jumped to the highest in weekly government data going back to 1990. The glut has helped push gasoline futures below $1 a gallon. That also means drivers are paying less at the pump — the average cost nationwide fell to $1.783 a gallon Tuesday, according to AAA, the lowest in seven years.

    Oil Seen `Lower for Longer’ by Morgan Stanley as Forecasts Cut

    Aramco Cuts Oil Pricing to Asia With Iran Set to Boost Exports

    Saudi Arabia and Iran don’t want to `give up an inch’: Mills
    Iran plans to boost exports after the end of sanctions
    Saudi Arabia lowered March pricing for Asian oil customers as the world’s largest crude exporter shows no signs of letting up on its campaign to keep market share, especially with Iran set to boost sales.

    Texas Isn’t Scared of $30 Oil

    Six Oil Producers Agree on Emergency Meeting, Iran’s Shana Says

  36. Youri Carma says:

    Extending Low Oil Prices Will Kick the U.S. ‘growth’ Economy right in the Nuts

    Weatherford Cutting 6,000 More Jobs as Oil Downturn Worsens

    Statoil Deepens Cuts to Maintain Dividends Amid Crude Slump

    Shell Fourth-Quarter Profit Drops 44% as Crude Prices Tumble

    Shell Posts Worst Performance on Oil Reserves Since 2004 Scandal

    Nigeria’s National Oil Company Posts $1.3 Billion Full-Year Loss

  37. Youri Carma says:

    EU’s Political Outsiders on the March: Just Ask the Dutch

    The once doggedly pro-European Netherlands is set to offer an example with a referendum triggered by a motley array of citizens groups that could kill an EU-Ukraine trade and association pact. Ukraine isn’t the overriding issue: the people just want to be heard.

    Tax Food, Not Just Fuel, to Save the Planet

    Power Producers Scour Forests as Burning Wood Gets Big

    Morocco Connects First Unit of Giant Noor Solar Complex to Grid

    Anadarko, Mozambique Put Foot on Gas Exports as Iran Looms

    Mozambique and Anadarko Petroleum Corp. are racing to tap gas from one of the biggest discoveries in decades as a global glut looms.

  38. susan says:


    Still here? Just look at the smile on Putin’s face! Tells us all we need to know:


  39. Youri Carma says:

    Don’t you find these cherry-picked headlines excellently arranged?

    … and I have a ton of other Bloomberg links which I won’t post, just too much and less urgent.

  40. Hondo Stalwart says:

    You’re like the The Professor 😉 … Lolol

  41. Youri Carma says:

    Hondo Stalwart

    Yeah, LOlz. The Professor.

    Sampy & Mosy were walking trough the dessert when Sampy was bitten in his dick by a poisonous snake. “Fast Mosy!” said Sampy, “Run as fast as you can to a Doctor and ask him what to do!?”

    Professor: “Well that is bad news!”

    Mosy run as fast as humanly possible to a Doctor and explained him what just happened to his good friend Sampy. “Well” the Doctor said, “The only way you can save your good friend is by immediately sucking the poison out of the wound.”

    Professor: “Well that is good news!”

    Mosy run back at his friend Sampy in the dessert and said ” I am afraid you’re going to die, there’s nothing we can do the Doc said.”

    Professor: “Well that’s …

  42. Vonda Bra says:



    found this old interview from Igor Panarin (2013?) … interesting what he has to say about the missing russian Gold … at the 1:30 min. mark in …

    http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x18mdjw_britain-s-long-war-against-russia_school (7:45)



  43. Youri Carma says:

    Brent crude $34.50 and U.S. crude $32.00 A Barrel Now

    Professor: “The good news, Oil is cheap”

    Professor: “The bad news, Oil is cheap”

  44. Youri Carma says:


    Professor: U.S. Gasoline Glut Keeps Pump Prices on the Road to $1.50 a Gallon.

    Professor: Extending Low Oil Prices Kick the U.S. ‘growth’ Economy right in the Nuts.

  45. Youri Carma says:

    Curb Your Enthusiasm – The Flamboyant Boy 🙂

  46. Youri Carma says:

    The Numbers Don’t Lie for Oil – Bloomberg Vid

    Brent crude $34.00 and U.S. crude $31.50 A Barrel Now

  47. Youri Carma says:

    Bond Market Moves Closer to Seeing No Fed Rate Increases in 2016

    – Treasuries rally pushed 10-year yield to one-year low
    – TIPS outperform after Treasury Department cuts issuance

    US Generic Govt 10 Year Yield 1.86% Now

  48. Youri Carma says:

    Re: Tax Food, Not Just Fuel, to Save the Planet

    Yeah, Soylent Green https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9IKVj4l5GU4

Watch the latest Keiser Reports:

Buy Gold Online
Buy Gold Online