The Assassination of Brian Moynihan, oil on canvas, by paint provocateur Alex Schaefer

Artist statement about the painting:
“Hollywood assassinates people all the time and it’s called “entertainment”.  I call this art.  And art is sometimes a place to dream… dream of justice served.

Originally this painting was titled “The Assassination of Lloyd Blankfein” but as I’ve worked on it I’ve decided to change it to ‘The Assassination of Brian Moynihan’…”

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17 comments on “The Assassination of Brian Moynihan, oil on canvas, by paint provocateur Alex Schaefer
  1. snoop diddy says:

    Wow!

  2. snoop diddy says:

    Jamie would be having a stretch after sunbaking on his yacht and looking out over the water thinking how good he is, then ‘bam’. Then, maybe Blankfein copping it from a Mexican drug cartel that abducted him when he was found wearing drag, and chained to a public toilet by his dominatrix, living a double life unbeknownst to anyone who knew him.

  3. rasta says:

    Dimon is trying to buy a Micronesian island, that would make a beautiful setting for a painting, just saying…

  4. L T P says:

    I hate BofA even more than Goldman Sucks. This is quite a nice expression. Now putting voodoo dolls of these banksters into a large bucket of piss? Quite relaxing. OINK!!

  5. Robespierre says:

    Where is Blythe Masters in the painting ?

  6. fasdfds says:

    How did I live before this website existed? Seriously, so amazing.

  7. Trip says:

    I’m very impressed. The execution on this painting is very well done.

  8. fasdfds says:

    Where do I buy this?? Half-kidding lol

  9. Sir David Rottentrousers says:

    LOL! Dude, that is some funny and fantastic art! I need to talk the wife into letting me buy one. I wonder what people would think if I hung that in my hallway near the front door???

    Keep up the good work, Mr. Schaefer, you are headed towards stardom!

  10. StackEm'High says:

    Masterpiece! Keep these comming!

  11. YoLithos says:

    Hm. How about a meteor fireball in the sky above a marina, and the yachts going up in flames, as flashpoint is reached? Note : human flashpoint is soewhat below wood and fibreglass flashpoint. The next in the series might contemplate the bowshock tsunami.

  12. YoLithos says:

    H. The keyboard “” key is failing. Desolé.

  13. snoop diddy says:

    back and to the left, back and to the left, back and to the left.

  14. Matt says:

    Well done, Alex!

  15. yawp says:

    This is wonderful!

  16. Thank you everyone for your praise and compliments! :) you’re all encouraging!

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