Apocalypse Now? The Final Pope

21 comments on “Apocalypse Now? The Final Pope
  1. R. Freiherr v. Wackendonk says:

    Bah! Declare the last couple of Popes to be pretenders and anti-Popes, and there’ll be plenty more room.

  2. Bruce says:

    Can I haz PopeMobile?

    no shot get in.
    hello suckerz.
    maintain my city of goldz.
    i’m off to visit Liz.
    she’s a fine ol’ lass.

  3. One guy says:

    God damnit

  4. Bruce says:

    (‘dreadful judge’ is surely a reference to American Idol)

  5. Vonda Bra says:

    MUST WATCH !!!

    save this link and watch this documentary!!! .. whenever ….

    Alex Gibney explores the charged issue of paedophilia in the Catholic Church, following a trail from the first known protest against clerical sexual abuse in the United States and all the way to the Vatican.
    Watch this and you will not be surprised that Pope Benedict XVI has become the first Pope to resign in 600 years.


  6. ZORRO - London says:

    The Lord works in mysterious ways.

    Humanity is far more predictable!


  7. Steven says:

    The bible is a middle east centered book and the only seven hilled city that matters is Jerusalem and the only reason why there will be a new Jerusalem is because the old one was destroyed. To believe that the bible is talking about Rome is wishfull thinking and error. The zio masonic empire centered on Jerusalem will be destroyed as will everything it stands for and its people will be judged by god. Kiss the NWO good bye ! End of story.

  8. No S**T says:

    People are going to think this is BS, but here, just because I’m the comedian, I’m going to tell you a funny story, funny because it’s true.

    It’s not true that nothing happened on Dec. 21st 2012: the End Times commenced on this date, scheduled to last 33 years (to 2045), as many years as Christ lived (the first time).

    Natalie Portman’s kid (Aleph Portman-Milliepied) is the Jewish Messiah, which unfortunately makes him the Christian Anti-Christ.
    He was born in 2011, and he is the reason Benedict has resigned to make way for the Last Pope, who will be Peter the Roman (as St. Malachi said); the prophecy demanded it (Ratzinger’s resignation).

    So that’s what’s happening.

    Have yourselves a good laugh about that one. At least, until you find out it’s not funny anymore: beginning 2016.


  9. Nathan el Corochio says:

    I remember going to vacation church camp and entering the Antichrist seminar alone as a twelve year old. From the best knowledge at the time was apparantly going to be the offspring of shirley mcClane and the pope (JPII). It used to be special, the paranoia, but im a bit over it now. Why should i believe St Malachi by the way, did he win the Nobel Prize or something? (or the chinese alternative..?)

  10. Talcott says:

    Black pope gets my vote,

    After Bootsie 😉

  11. Joe A says:

    City built on seven hills can be any of these (including Jerusalem):

    If enough idiots start believing in prophecies they will become selffulfilling prophecies.

  12. alan says:

    We are near the end time for any number of reasons. It will be a one off event.
    Hope I am around to see it. Would be a pity to be so close and miss it.

  13. OlympiaLogger says:

    Doesn’t make any difference. It’s a cult. Always has been.
    He may be ‘elected’ but he’s not elect.

  14. Trevor Morgan says:

    Oh , what twaddle once again.

    Sadly we all , including St Malachi, have a problem in being stuck (for the time being) in linear time.
    From the bible, a rule book for the religious we get advice on prophecy:-
    Proverbs 27.1 says:
    “Boast not thyself of to morrow; for thou knowest not what a day may bring forth.”

    Did this Malachi have a get out of proverbs free card?

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  16. “DUMB & DUMBER!”
    Could microscopic parasites have the ability to take control of a human being? Scientists are starting to think so.

    A third of the world’s population may have a parasitic infection that scientists believe to have an impact on human behavior.

    The protozoan parasite, called Toxoplasma gondii, has long been considered to be an “asymptomatic” parasite in humans. But lab tests and a new report suggest that it may cause or intensify severe forms of schizophrenia, could have an impact on how human hormones are secreted in the brain, and may cause personality changes.

    Scientists have determined that the parasite, which thrives in rats and reproduces in house cats, tricks rats into getting into harm’s way.

    Read on:- http://www.usnews.com/news/articles/2012/12/07/can-humans-be-controlled-by-tiny-parasites
    Is this a “Default Artefact” of the Cumputer Simulation Hypothesis?… As soon as we prove that we live in a simulation, The virtual-reality MATRIX bugs kick in, and crash the simulation program, in preparation for a re-boot?

  17. SAO says:

    Pope Benedict resigned to avoid arrest, seizure of church wealth by Easter


    The next pope may be set up for the fall.

  18. SAO says:

    Tony Blair welcomes new role as Pope


    (pope on a rope)

  19. SAO says:

    I think Bruce Willis should be the next pope. He may not be Catholic or religious, but he would be a COOL pope.

    I can see him in theaters now: Diocese Hard. A new action pope with a vision.

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