Keith Weiner is literally a weiner

Stacy Summary: I assume this is the same Keith Weiner who had a cognitive dissonance meltdown after our expose of the fundamental contradiction at the heart of his alleged ideology. Here he is with an opinion piece trying to tell us all that we should all be Jamie Dimon’s slaves because the master might not dispense our food stamps if we’re uppity – so we’d better not Crash JPM, Buy Silver. Note, too, that he thinks it is price and not physical ounces withdrawn from the market that matters:

When a company collapses, it defaults on its debts. The creditors of JPMorgan are “we the people” including our bank accounts, our employers’ payroll accounts, our pension funds, our insurance funds, our annuities, our brokerage accounts. Creditors also include farms, grain elevators, food processing plants, the electric power companies, etc. Other banks are creditors of JPMorgan as well; it is implausible that any would survive the collapse of JPMorgan.

11 comments on “Keith Weiner is literally a weiner
  1. Dustbowl Daze says:

    Can’t wait to see the look on his face when JPM stock hits zero.

  2. Brant Jones says:

    He claims collapse is the worst case scenario. In my opinion, it is the most benign option.
    Otherwise you end up with banks that have no negative consequences for any of their actions-i.e. absolute power. Ironic but they have become strong through their weakness.
    They are like the sociopath in the movie “The Vanishing,” who realized that in order to fulfill his “becoming” he must appear weak. So he pretends to have a broken arm to get a woman to help him. He then kidnaps the woman and buries her alive.

  3. Wouter Drucker says:

    My instinct tells me farmers are mainly debtors. There is one example I can give to back it up: chicken farmers in the US (Food Inc 2008).

    And of course every creditor has plenty of opportunity to buy gold and silver and be perfectly safe.

  4. ronron says:

    @Stacy. jeff angel has a video up with Max and George.

  5. A Gardener says:

    Old saying “Actions speak louder than words”
    So stop feeding the beast ! Just to repeat some old advice =
    Get out of all paper assets the best you can and buy physical gold , SILVER and anything else that is real. If you don’t hold it you don’t own it.

  6. Gregers Werle says:

    JPMorgan is ‘we the people’ is true enough. Sad, frightening but mostly a pathetic reflection on the people of America.

  7. helloilove says:

    It is gonna be your fault Max.

    So what are you gonna do? Point the finger at US while you sell your Silver or be a man and broadcast “come and get me”?

    That will be the best part of your show and we can not wait to find out.

  8. EcoWatcher says:

    Have to say that I checked out the rest of the songs on this group “The Coup”. Great stuff quite talk about GIABO from the streets. Weiner would most asurdly not approve.

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=acT_PSAZ7BQ

  9. Jayme says:

    This article indicates that JPM should be dismantled because it is too dangerous to exist.

  10. Hegelian Dialectic says:

    ” If you want to buy silver, go buy silver. ” Okey-dokey, Smokey!

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