The Sperm Hunters ( Yes, this is how I met Stacy)

54 comments on “The Sperm Hunters ( Yes, this is how I met Stacy)
  1. josie bassan says:

    Max i wanna go on a date with you . do you think Stacey would be jealous? I am 26 by the way….

  2. Mattdog says:

    Wild Women of Wongo…

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2mV5MYcG1DI

    To be at the wrong place at the wrong time… Peeaaace!

  3. stacyherbert says:

    @josie bassan – pffft . . . 26 and that’s all you got? Obviously, too young(ish) to know that any man worth having is actually more attracted to intelligence, sense of humor, charm, wit, other stuff than what you’re selling . . . that’s why you’re having to offer your goods at such a steep discount, honey, you’ve got to know the market, know what your customer wants to buy and Max don’t shop at the dollar store

  4. No1 Coward says:

    Stacy: We, the viewers, want your relationship with Max to be a secret, so we are constantly kept guessing.

    Well actually you haven’t said anything in your comment, other than the fact it is a reply of sorts to “do you think Stacey would be jealous?”.

    Without evidence to the contrary, we assume both you and Max are like angels i.e. have no actual working parts.

  5. Mattdog says:

    Red thigh high stockings and high… heels… my weakness… has been… found.

  6. Aziz says:

    “Now, men fear women. They said: ‘we can’t go with you because we don’t trust you’,” says 19-year-old Miss Dhliwayo.

    Twas ever thus.

  7. Mark says:

    Max,

    I have to shake my head sometimes. At least I’m laughing this time around.

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4lAvkeioshs

    Peace. Make sure you take a close look at what is going on with gun sales in the United States.

    Mark

  8. InterplanetJanet says:

    Snap! Wow, Stacy… I wish I had your ability to write in words your statement to @josie bassan. Good One! Just wish I had that statement in my arsenal in my younger days.

  9. HUH? says:

    We are now entering Absurdistahn.

  10. Joe9083 says:

    @stacyherbet,Meeeeeeeeeeeaaooooooooooooooo. ////

  11. F. Beard says:

    Ouch!

    I have a pain between me toes!

  12. Doing ronron's job says:

    @WB7,

    You did make Stacy’s head a bit too big or the body a bit too small (front shock absorbers are quite adequate though :) ).

    Hair color was a nice idea but the shade of red suggests that Stacy is a brunet, not a blond.

  13. bullion.bunny says:

    I’m ready to be drained!

  14. Oky1 says:

    @stacy hurbert, @ josie bassan

    Now, now ladies! LOL;)

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zLnPd7lzT4g

  15. I_Cant_Believe_Its_Just_a_Dip says:

    A good test of your secret admirers Stacy;) Thought it was April 1st there for a minute.
    Btw you left out ‘good and true heart’ thats very important in my book.

    P.S. I didn’t realise Max was a customer haha

  16. steve says:

    Stacey is one of the most beautiful women I have every seen. incredibly beautiful mind and body!

  17. Oky1 says:

    Yes steve, Stacy is as cute as a bug’s ear, but for some reason this website is about the slowest running one I visit.

    Maybe it’s the way the video content is displayed?

    I hope it gets fixed soon.

  18. BB Rebozo says:

    Ha Ha!

  19. F. Beard says:

    That ax is obviously for defense since Stacy would never have to “ax” someone for a date looking like that.

  20. OlympiaLogger says:

    @OKY1,

    Dude!!!
    Here’s your problem right HERE !!! —–> http://youtu.be/49Xz2jM97yg

  21. jarrollin says:

    OK. This is getting out of hand. You’re putting your heads on everybody’s bodies except your own. Is this like the minotaur or ganesha or something? What can we read into this?

  22. Uptick says:

    LOL @ “you’ve got to know the market, know what your customer wants to buy and Max don’t shop at the dollar store”

  23. Crumpet_Muncher says:

    @Sherbert – you could teach Josie, but you’d have to charge :-)

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6AwXKJoKJz4&ob=av2e

  24. Vonda Bra says:

    I agree with F. Beard, the heads are too big and mostly neckless …
    its not ok to do this to Lacy!!!! ;-)

  25. ronron says:

    yo Vonda, meet me over here, some deep shit going on over there. no one is here.

  26. Vonda Bra says:

    @ ronron … yeah! :-( … whats going on ???

  27. ronron says:

    @Vonda. who cares. i got you back. did you get moderated?

  28. ronron says:

    @Vonda. remember it is very dangerous hanging out with me. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l0CQ8iaK5s8

  29. Vonda Bra says:

    @ ronron
    yeah! :-(
    about: Vonda Bra | March 24, 2012 at 11:06 pm |
    Your comment is awaiting moderation.

    Who is F. William Engdahl?
    http://youtu.be/8ITXzH8NTdk (12.3.2012)

    ????

  30. OlympiaLogger says:

    “…@josie bassan – pffft . . . 26 and that’s all you got? Obviously…”

    I’ll bet she wasn’t a cute toe-headed Scandihoovian baby either !!!

    …all of which puts me in mind of a joke about a Finn, (obviously a banker) and a Swede (obviously a Swede):

    “A Swede was in a pub in Finland and a regular customer suggested to him:
    - “I’ll give you 900 Finn Marks, if you let me smash ten beer bottles on your head.” The Swede thought for a while and finally agreed, partly because of the peer pressure.
    The Finn smashed the first bottle on the Swede’s head, then the second and so on, but he stopped after smashing nine bottles.
    - “So, when are you going to smash the tenth bottle?,” asked the Swede.
    - “I am not a total idiot,” the Finn replied, “then I would have to give you that 900 Finn Marks !!!”

  31. ronron says:

    @Vonda. don,t worry. Tracy does not operate that way. it,s in there software.

  32. ronron says:

    @Vonda. as long as we say something intelligent, we should be ok. :-) were good at that. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I7f3hQQxIuU

  33. Dedo says:

    dogs ,…bones,….and handlers come to mind !!,….; )

  34. ronron says:

    @Vonda. that dip guy called me a troll. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Wyb_7bWr2X0

  35. Dedo says:

    @ruinron,…….I’ve told ya,…I use Vo5 !!

  36. Dedo says:

    bit like MI5,.. but not as sticky !

  37. ronron says:

    hellodedo.

  38. Vonda Bra says:

    @ ronron | March 25, 2012 at 12:36 am |
    —that dip guy called me a troll.—-
    yes, I´ve seen it … did you see my reaction ?
    …. don´t get the fuzz about the “Ammon-guy” though ..
    no one´s over there too !!!! :-(

  39. ronron says:

    @Vonda. Ammon started his comment with
    “call me a fool” its a general response over the pond. it wasn’t an insult.

  40. ronron says:

    this is one fucked up night around here. is it a full moon?

  41. ronron says:

    @Vonda. i seem to have fucked up this date. sorry. :-( http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p41xLRmEPoY

  42. Apocalypto says:

    @Stacy Herbert baby girl…

    “any man worth having is actually more attracted to intelligence, sense of humor, charm, wit, other stuff”

    I look for and appreciate all of those things in a woman, but I’m definitely passionate about a woman with beauty and sex appeal.

    Stacy, you have got it all. You are a very rare and beautiful package of loveliness, let there be no doubt about that. :) yummy.

  43. williambanzai7 says:

    This is fun ;-)

  44. Uptick says:

    This fits with sexy lady theme taken place with all the chatter
    Robot Chicken: Spring Of The Drowned Girl
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3U8SKJwMNA8&feature=b-vrec

  45. Uptick says:

    @@josie bassan
    This one is at you

    Barbie Exposed (Robot Chicken)
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NgLn-KCCxzk&feature=relmfu

  46. ronron says:

    @williambanzai7, always fun until some cunt fucks it up.

  47. gman says:

    Babes with axes
    Chop my heart in two
    What can I do?
    —————————————————————————————————————–

  48. Al Kyder says:

    @ gman

    The quickest way to a mans heart is through his ribcage.

    No surprise here, the Zulu witch doctors have a lot of control.

  49. Bruce says:

    “Kids, when?”
    Piratemyfilm “What If?” series.
    ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
    We explore Maxxxx and Stacccccy’s secret hidden desire (or undesire?) for da childrenz and ask “what if?”. We also explore their childhoods, how they met and what they iz doinz. We plan to ask a street artist to draw what their future offspring may look like should they decide to gett ittt onnn ‘for reals’.

    We ask random people on the street to vote on the union and submit their ideas for kids names.

    This thing is gonna rate like mad. Reserve your share. Beats the crap out of any ‘like-watching-paint-dry’ royal wedding. Eric King has already offered $300 for the “viewers globallly”, as he put it.

    Reserve your share!

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