[KR262] Keiser Report – Yoghurt Kamikazes!

We discuss yoghurt kamikazes, David Cam-Moron and oozing debt wounds. In the second half of the show, Max talks to Goldcore’s Mark O’Byrne about Germany’s gold, Ireland’s austerity and a trial for Bertie Ahern.

373 comments on “[KR262] Keiser Report – Yoghurt Kamikazes!
  1. gold bullet says:

    ”Does A ‘Don’t Mess With The Internet’ Billboard Violate Texas’ Trademark?”

    http://www.techdirt.com/articles/20120316/00270418124/does-dont-mess-with-internet-billboard-violate-texas-trademark.shtml

    ”However, it’s worth noting that the folks over at the Austinist blog have mocked the plan, insisting that it infringes on Texas’ trademark on “Don’t Mess With Texas” (also the Austinist article seems to go back and forth between trademark and copyright, not recognizing that the two are different). Texas’ Department of Transportation (DOT) holds a trademark on the phrase as part of its anti-littering efforts.”

    Here’s a solution: The statement should read ”Do Not Mess With The Internet” and there is no ”trademark infringement”. Problem solved! :-D

  2. Apocalypto says:

    303rd!

  3. Vonda Bra says:

    @ ronron
    I´m all in! :D
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NFiu0L7zJX8
    but !!! -
    could that bet us ? :D ..
    http://youtu.be/1h3oqlhdcEk

    hahahaha ….

  4. Youri Carma says:

    New Fukushima Cessium-137 Threat

  5. Vonda Bra says:

    @ ronron
    otoh … no mater what! – http://youtu.be/jEy6MGu3bIA :-)

  6. Youri Carma says:

    Gold closed at $1,660 this week. Not bad at all.

    Think that there are a loy of folks out there to see gold at $1,6o0 so they can do their buying :)

  7. Vonda Bra says:

    Fantastic New Ron Paul 2012 Revolution Video! (!!!)
    http://youtu.be/82wfE8xuQ5U (4:49)

  8. Youri Carma says:

    ‘Rutgers student found guilty in webcam-spy case’

    HYPOCRITES!!!!

    CIA Head: We Will Spy On Americans Through Electrical Appliances

  9. H.Lang says:

    Ok, Possums!
    Smells like war

    Israel Security Cabinet Votes 8 To 6 To Attack Iran

    http://www.zerohedge.com/news/brent-126-israel-cabinet-votes-8-6-attack-iran

  10. Youri Carma says:

    @Vonda Bra

    Forget about Ron Paul you’ve been bamboozled. Nothing to fear from NWO says Ron Paul.

    - Ron Paul voted for Iraq War
    - Rand Paul voted for Iran sanctions

    Ron Paul: “Nothing to fear from global currency” :shock: (C-SPAN 3/13/2001) http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2dH3_Lcfeac

    Webster G. Tarpley’s Critique Of Ron Paul’s Austerity Plan http://killtheempire.blogspot.com/2011/12/webster-g-tarpleys-critique-of-ron.html

  11. Youri Carma says:

    @Vonda Bra

    Ron Paul austerity plans are realy insane!!!

  12. ronron says:

    @Vonda. :-) :-) i just had one of those power food bars, so i,m goo for a while. we may have to stop for a pee.

  13. Vonda Bra says:

    @ronron
    oh, ok, I see .. … hope you enjoyed! :-)
    we may have to stop? no problem at all ….. just lets digest! — in pee-ace ;-)
    to pee IS peace!

  14. Vonda Bra says:

    @ Youri Carma | March 17, 2012 at 1:16 am |

    thanks for your concerns!
    but infact all of your links have been discussed and “rebuttled” here days/weeks? ago …
    so … I´m currently unable to repost all this all over again…
    but anyway, its ok, if you feel so terrible about him, I accept that …
    both of us are not in the game for voting anyway, so its somehow pointless ….

    just tell me, who of the other fuckers would you be more pleased with?
    I mean, at the end of the day, you´re complaining about “austerity measures” of someone
    you, as well as the MSM keep hammering, can´t win anyway ??? :D
    why worry about that NOW?

    besides that, Tarpley is not the bible for me !!! I stopped following him after some of his true colors showed …. after years listening to him (I still love the WCR-signation though!)
    Imagine, if he´d run for office he would instantly buildt another 30+ nuclear reactors
    all over the US …. well thats what I call pretty insane !!!!!

    btw, what especially do you consider so insane about RP´s austerity plans? …
    just curious … has anybody else ever mentioned any necessary budget discipline ??? :D

    who do YOU think is the president the US deserves? .. pick whomever you´d like to see …

  15. Uptick says:

    NEW YORK – New York City detectives have used cutting-edge facial recognition

    Read more: http://www.myfoxny.com/dpp/news/local_news/nyc/nypd-uses-high-tech-software-to-capture-suspect-20120316-apx#ixzz1pL40m5r2

  16. Uptick says:

    North Korea announced Friday it would launch a rocket carrying a satellite next month, sparking widespread condemnation and US threats

    http://ca.news.yahoo.com/n-korea-says-launch-rocket-next-month-045214398.html

  17. ricin3000 says:

    This forum has become worse than slashdot. Consider that an achievement.

    There’s (many) folks only posting link after link but never engaging in any real discussion. There’s an anti-gold religious freak who gets a stage to spew homophobic garbage, not once but dozens of times. There’s completely unrelated posts.

    And if one asks an interesting (new) question or tries to open a discussion it’s either ignored or it ends after one or two replies.

    This forum needs (self-?)moderation or it should be axed.

    Sorry to be so harsh but every regular can see this. It’s really getting out of hand. Many ppl screaming does not equal discussion.

  18. ricin3000 says:

    @Vondra

    Webster Tarpley just like Gerald Celente are sold on the nucular thorium cycle. They don’t understand that you need conventional breeder reactors first (with uranium/plutonium and thus with plutonium reprocessing) to even start the thorium cycle. It’s not the thorium-232 that is fissile, it’s uranium-233 that is fissile in a thermal reactor and it has to be made by putting thorium-232 in a conventional reactor so it captures neutrons. It’s no different from the plutonium breeder reactors which up to now have all more or less failed. The thorium cycle was always meant to be the final addition to the conventional U/Pu cycle. And you can bet that this bred uranium-233 is great bomb material just like plutonium-239 is.

    It’s a fraud and a ponzi. It’s not green, it’s not sustainable, it’s not about non-proliferation. It’s what the nuke lobby always wanted. Rebranded perhaps, but that doesn’t change basic physics.

    Love,

    R3K

  19. Youri Carma says:

    @Vonda Bra

    I like to see a lot of things but won’t happen. All the candidates are in NWO’s pocket and the elections are rigged via these electronic voting machines. It’s all a big joke to the NWO.

    I think they have some wildcards up their sleeves like General Petraeus and Jeb Bush. They can start the war with Iran in November, whipe away Barry and promote Petraeus.

    We’ll see …

    btw Ron Paul recieved money from the Bilderberger steering committee member owner of paypal.

  20. ricin3000 says:

    Lucky thing the “Bilderberger steering committee” takes care of you, right Youri?

  21. ricin3000 says:

    Seeeeeeeeeeeeeeee, no answer. Get wise folks.

  22. Youri Carma says:

    @Vonda Bra @ricin3000

    I think Ron Paul is acting out of fatherly love now not out of love for the country. He’s trying to position his son Rand Paul since he know he will quiet after this anywayz.

  23. Youri Carma says:

    Fukushima Radiation & the EARTH Rense & Yoichi Shimatsu p1/2 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kh6wn1DWg5w

    Fukushima Radiation & the EARTH Rense and Yoichi Shimatsu p2of2 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xCkXWZk2RNw

  24. Youri Carma says:

    Executive Order — National Defense Resources Preparedness March 16, 2012 http://www.whitehouse.gov/the-press-office/2012/03/16/executive-order-national-defense-resources-preparedness

  25. Youri Carma says:

    @Vonda Bra

    Don’t agree with Tarpley’s stand on nuclear power btw. I am for total global ban on nuclear power. Fukushima isn’t a local problem like they want you to believe. It’s a global one.

    Would be very childish to throw away a lot of other brilliant ideas somebody has just becasue I don’t agree on all with somebody.

  26. Al Kyder says:

    @ uptick

    Glad you liked the Green Spots. ;)

  27. Al Kyder says:

    Tullow Oil announced Friday that the Enyenra-4A appraisal well, in the Deepwater Tano license offshore Ghana, has successfully encountered oil in very good quality sandstone reservoirs.

    The Africa-focused firm also reported that good evidence of communication with the Owo-1 discovery wells and the Enyenra appraisal wells confirms the significant extent of the Enyenra light oil field.

    Results of drilling, wireline logs, samples of reservoir fluids and pressure data show that Enyenra-4A has intersected 105 feet (32 meters) of net oil pay. Pressure data from the oil leg has demonstrated that the oil is in static communication with the oil seen in the other wells in the field and indicates a continuous oil column of approximately 1,970 feet (600 meters).

    Sep. 2011 – Tullow Oil’s Enyenra-3A appraisal well encountered oil in high-quality sandstone reservoirs, located in the Deepwater Tano license offshore Ghana. According to pressure data, the Enyenra-3A well has confirmed an up-dip extension of the Enyenra oil field. Results of drilling, wire line logs, samples of reservoir fluids and pressure data found that Enyenra-3A has intersected 56 feet (17 meters) of 35 degree API oil, and a continuous oil column of at least 1,198 feet (365 meters). Data has revealed that the oil at Enyenra-3A is in static pressure communication with both the Owo-1 discovery well and the Enyenra-2A appraisal well. Drilled by the Deepwater Millennium drillship, the well reached a total depth of 13,225 feet (4,031 meters) in a water depth of 3,615 feet (1,102 meters).

  28. Youri Carma says:

    Aha!

    For the first time Netanyahu has gotten a majority (8 over 6) supporting an Iran attack. http://www.zerohedge.com/news/brent-126-israel-cabinet-votes-8-6-attack-iran

  29. gold bullet says:

    ”Will Hungary Be The Next Iceland? PM Orban: “Hungarians Will Not Live As Foreigners Dictate””

    http://www.zerohedge.com/news/will-hungary-be-next-iceland-pm-orban-hungarians-will-not-live-foreigners-dictate

    Unlikely, because unlike Iceland, Hungary has already surrendered its sovereignty by joining the worthless dictatorship gulag known as the EUSSR.

  30. Youri Carma says:

    Ron Paul wants to cut 63% of Foodstamps.

  31. Youri Carma says:

    Ron Paul wants to cut medicate by 53%.

  32. Youri Carma says:

    RON PAUL’S “PLAN TO RESTORE AMERICA” http://c3244172.r72.cf0.rackcdn.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/10/RestoreAmericaPlan.pdf

    Cutting one Trillion in one year. LOlz

    Ron Paul wants to cut 63% of Foodstamps.

    Ron Paul wants to cut medicate by 53%.

    Ron Paul wants a Zero Percent capital gain tax.

  33. Youri Carma says:

    Abolishing the capital gain tax means subsidizing the speculators.

    No more debt tax also good for speculators and the rich.

  34. Youri Carma says:

    All States free under Ron Paul? Nop!

    Every state has to be a “Right to Work” union busting state.

  35. Youri Carma says:

    Fukushima Radioactive Ocean Impact Map – March 2012 Update http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7eh4nBVJTsw

  36. gold bullet says:

    ”Julian Assange to run for Australian Senate”

    http://rt.com/news/assange-australian-senate-candidate-801/

    So, if he wins, he gets immunity and cannot be extradited to any fucking fascist, police-and-military-prison-industrial-complex gulag state?! Sweet!

  37. gold bullet says:

    ”Greg Smith Was Wrong: The Problem Isn’t Goldman Sachs, It’s Wall Street”

    http://www.businessinsider.com/if-you-took-the-greed-out-of-wall-street-all-youd-have-left-is-pavement-why-greg-smiths-critique-is-way-too-narrow-2012-3

    Since Goldman is the king of the Wall Street cartel, than Goldman Scums is a part of the problem. The biggest part!

  38. gold bullet says:

    ”UK petrol station CCTVs will check insurance/tax status before you are allowed to fill up”

    http://boingboing.net/2012/03/17/uk-petrol-station-cctvs-will-c.html

    ”Under a pending proposal, the license-plate cameras at UK filling stations will soon begin to trigger automatic lookups of every motorist’s insurance and tax records. Drivers whose insurance and tax records can’t be located or verified will not be allowed to fill their tanks….”

    Big Brother is watching.

  39. Youri Carma says:

    SOB Nout Wellink (Bilderberger – CFR member) the now ex-president of the Dutch Central Bank (DNB) ordered a Dutch pension fund to sell all it’s gold via a so-called ‘direction’ ruling. http://www.zerohedge.com/article/here-comes-executive-order-6102-qe-generation-dutch-central-bank-orders-pension-fund-sell-it

    This Dutch ‘United Glass Factories Pension Fund’ has lost €11 million over this debacle. Now here it comes. The court in Rotterdam has declared null and void the earlier “direction’ from the Dutch Central Bank! (google trans from Dutch) http://tinyurl.com/6q59wr9

    This pension fund is gonna sue the DNB for compensation for damages since gold went up since that time.

  40. gold bullet says:

    Public servants in poorer regions to get lower pay

    George Osborne to argue in budget that pay should reflect local economies but critics say it will entrench north-south divide

    http://www.guardian.co.uk/society/2012/mar/16/public-servants-poorer-regions-lower-pay

  41. gold bullet says:

    Murdoch did meet Thatcher before Times takeover, memo reveals

    The media mogul requested a meeting at Chequers to personally lobby the PM, and explicitly briefed her on his bid – something long denied by both sides

    http://www.guardian.co.uk/media/2012/mar/17/rupert-murdoch-margaret-thatcher

  42. Youri Carma says:

    Everything U Need to Know ‘NASA Employee Speaks Out About Niburu’ http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=04aj898QOTU

  43. Youri Carma says:

    Greece develops cashless, Euro-free currency in tight economy http://www.rawstory.com/rs/2012/03/16/greece-develops-euro-free-currency-in-tight-economy/

    Gunboats, Super-Torpedoes, Sea-Bots: U.S. Navy Launches Huge Iran Surge http://www.wired.com/dangerroom/2012/03/navy-persian-gulf/

  44. Youri Carma says:

    ‘The Wolf of Wall Street’ – Leonardo DiCaprio to reunite with Martin Scorsese for Wall Street movie http://www.metro.co.uk/film/893361-leonardo-dicaprio-to-reunite-with-martin-scorsese-for-wall-street-movie

  45. Youri Carma says:

    Greeks Garbage Container Raid http://www.youtube.com/watch?&v=nysypmFARXA

  46. Youri Carma says:

    Nibiru visible from Antarctic 2012 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZeQCUbRTtCk

  47. What-me-worry? says:

    Vernal Equinox begins Tuesday – yoghurt kamakaze a-go-go week. Try and get some sleep Monday.

  48. F. Beard says:

    There’s an anti-gold religious freak … ricin3000

    What are your thoughts on gold, ricin3000?

    And as for the thorium cycle, I recall that it needs some fissile material to get started but then breeds its own. I am generally pro-nuclear but it could be that human society is not sane enough for it currently.

  49. F. Beard says:

    @Youri,

    Thanks for the RP info. Cutting social welfare programs is of course economically stupid and heartless during a Depression. As for eliminating the capital gains tax that is necessary for allowing genuine private currency alternatives though it should be combined with quite a few other things such as a general bailout of the ENTIRE population including non-debtors.

  50. H.Lang says:

    @ ricin3000

    You are quite right about this forum, it is a pity, but given Max’s itinerant and arbitrary way of chosing pet peeve’s and topics of the day, whose common denominator is the promise to cause a stink, it is no wonder. Many posters here simply emulate that and post stuff for the sake of somehow providing “bombshell info”. They practise being Mini-Maxes.

    Max has so many good ideas, but somehow blows them all in the process and exchanges them for vituperations and, after some time, haphazardly for the new toy de jour, if the last one doesn’t play out quickly enough, which it almost never does. And he has blown a lot of toys… So we are left with an entertaining continuous “outrage-machine” that often dwells beyond the confines of civility, and most importantly does not stay focused enough, to built up a critical mass. Its like a more lurid version of “The Sun” or “Daily Express” with purportedly anti-establishment economic topics.

    “Zero accountability” for the (economic) elites is still a key cause and problem, but though he pointed that out as one of the first guys, berating the elite is not a sufficient strategy. At some point you have to join forces with lawyers and politicians to get stuff done. It would have been better to e.g. put effort into connecting guys like William K. Black and Vincent Bugliosi than simply insulting the elites on RT and expect to being taken seriously about it for ever.

    Besides his shameless frontrunning of the precious metall development didn’t make him look much better than banksters who promote stocks to their clients they allready own in the first place. “I bought a million ounces of silver at 5 $ and want you, the silver liberation army, to shoot the silver price to the moon”, ok Max, we know that by now…
    Concealing that it wasn’t he who got the silver-idea but Eric Janzsen who got him into silver in the first place doesn’t make Max look very serious…

    Then he found the secret Nazi base in antarctica who has injected its meme of Nazi World Domination into the Germans again and went on selling the worst kind of ant-German chauvinism that Brits peddle for 120 years as “I told you first: the EU is the 4th Reich”. Thats when he started to look like a slutty publicity whore to me, appealing to and doing it with everybody just to get attention (and sticking it to the “Euro-sluts” as Little Britian would have put it).

    Meanwhile he cultivated the “Global Warming is the new global genocide”-meme. A complex issue on which the last scientific word is clearly not spoken, but instead of getting e.g. into the fraud of the UN scientific bodies, he simply berates people who question their and his alledged “logic”.

    I don’t know if Max can restore his lost reputability and respectability, but he has a long way to go to be taken seriously again as a legitimate critic.

    For the time being, take him for what he’s worth, an entertainer.
    And the forum accordingly is for entertainment purposes.

    Cheers

  51. David says:

    IMPORTANT!!!!—-FORWARD THIS TO MAX KEISER AT ONCE:
    Fractional reserve GOLD raises immediate global concern

  52. F. Beard says:

    who gets a stage to spew homophobic garbage, ricin3000

    Oh come on! At least stick to the truth if that’s possible for you. I just refuse to accept homosexual behavior as good. Maybe you disagree. Find a fellow deviant and have at it then. I wouldn’t dream of stopping you.

  53. feral says:

    @Beard

    How does anybody having sex with the same gender, and/or owning gold, personally impact upon your life?

  54. Youri Carma says:

    Gino Vanelli – People Gotta Move http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QbJQnUPufvQ

  55. F. Beard says:

    How does anybody having sex with the same gender, and/or owning gold, personally impact upon your life? feral

    Not at all. I could scarcely care less about adult sexual behavior in private. As for gold, people should be perfectly free to use it for private debts so long as everything else is also allowed but as for government debts, inexpensive fiat is the ONLY ethical money form.

  56. Precious metals like Gold and Silver etc. are fungible. That is the bottom line!
    Paper is fungible, in as much as it can be made into cardboard boxes.

  57. Vonda Bra says:

    @ Youri Carma | March 17, 2012 at 1:16 am | @Vonda Bra

    —- Ron Paul voted for Iraq War—-

    this is UTTERLY WRONG !!!!
    he certainly voted AGAINST the war in Iraq?
    embarrassing, you are spreading SUCH lies, Youri!!!
    did Tarpley tell you that? … think about it!

    LISTEN: Ron Paul House Floor Speech on Iraq (October 8, 2002)
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8TZ5cpaPlf4


    —- Rand Paul voted for Iran sanctions—-

    yes, he did …. I certainly disagree on that!
    but here is his explanation in his own words, just to keep things fair!!!
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3LzzBOVsIFk&feature=youtu.be

    after all, his father is running for office NOT him!

    RON PAUL voted AGAINST sactions on Iran !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
    “I voted against them and I think they’re terrible and I think it’s going to hurt the people who are trying to overthrow [President Mahmoud] Ahmadinejad. People, when they’re attacked from the outside and made to hurt, become more nationalistic,” Paul said on Fox News’s “On the Record” Monday night.”
    http://thehill.com/video/campaign/209071-ron-paul-us-sanctions-against-iran-are-terrible

    —-Ron Paul recieved money from the Bilderberger steering committee member owner of paypal.—-

    yes … I´m not amused to hear that either, but:

    In 2004, the angel investor put up $500,000 for Facebook’s first financing round. At $30 per share, his stake in the social-networking powerhouse is now worth $1.3 billion.
    That means $2.6 million in donations are no big deal — only 0.2% of his Facebook holdings alone. That would be like a millionaire giving $2,000. Or a $200 donation for someone worth $100,000.
    Super PACs are new this election cycle, and they have quickly become the donation method preferred by wealthy donors looking to make a splash.
    More than half of itemized super PAC money this cycle has come from just 37 people, according to an analysis conducted prior to Monday’s filings by PIRG and Demos, two research groups.
    And gifts of $1 million or more — from just 15 donors — make up 38% of itemized, individual super PAC donations.
    According to The Huffington Post, more than 52 percent of Paul’s contributions come from small donors, which is more than any other Republican in the race and more than President Obama (who pulled at least 45 percent from small donors). According to Open Secrets, Thiel has not directly donated to Paul’s campaign in 2012.

    source: http://www.theatlanticwire.com/politics/2012/02/peter-thiel-ron-pauls-billionaire-sugar-daddy/48933/ (Feb., 20th, 2012)

    here is a list of RP-contributers as of 31.1.2012:
    http://query.nictusa.com/pres/2011/Q2/C00495820/A_EMPLOYER_C00495820.html

    come on Youri!! have a look at the contributors and sums of the other guys !!! :D ;-)

  58. Vonda Bra says:

    @ Youri

    and again, Rand Paul simply is NOT the issue at this moment in time!!!!

  59. F. Beard says:

    Well VB, what about RP’s plan to cut social spending? Isn’t it ass-backwards to cut spending for the victims of the banks? And shouldn’t the need for socialism “wither away” once the banker fascism is eliminated? And isn’t a gold standard fascist?

  60. H.Lang says:

    @ F. Beard

    Ron Paul has repeatedly stated that in order to reduce the deficit, the reduction of the nearly 900 military bases abroad and the slashing of the military budget has priority above cutting social security. He mentioned that the coming home of US soldiers after WW2 didn’t cause mass-unemployment but stimulated the domestic US economy. Go figure…

  61. F. Beard says:

    and the slashing of the military budget has priority above cutting social security. H. L. Lang

    He’s an ass if he talks about cutting Social Security AT ALL.

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