[KR258] Keiser Report – Cosa Wallstra: JP Morgan Opens Its Kimono For Magic Circle

We discuss financial hermaphrodites opening their kimonos and JP Morgan swaps occupying Cassino, Italy. In the second half of the show, Max talks to Satyajit Das, author of Extreme Money, about potemkin villages of credit derivatives and five-year plans for the world economy.

349 comments on “[KR258] Keiser Report – Cosa Wallstra: JP Morgan Opens Its Kimono For Magic Circle
  1. Uptick says:

    The other thing I have notice more and more .. Not many honey bees?? I see yellow jackets and wasp but i never see that honey bees in the clover .. I used be worried walking in the grass with out shoes .. Now I barley see any

  2. ronron says:

    i see there will be no Vonda. fuck this shit.

  3. F. Beard says:


    Last I heard, some bacteria learned to eat PCBs. Yum!

    Maybe it’s too cold up dare where you live for them bacteria.

  4. F. Beard says:


    VB’s a heartbreaker, it seems. She only temporarily wounded mine.

  5. kwazimota says:

    why you always had miss vonda in a crossfire .

  6. Majestic says:

    “If I wasn’t studying psychopath in prion, I’d be doing it at the stock exchange”
    — Dr. Robert Hare


  7. Youri Carma says:

    @Al Kyder

    There are a few problems with any of those oil stories pro or contra peak oil:
    – Only the oil companies have the real info and you never have an independant source
    – Is oil abiotic or not? Oil compamies won’t tell you cause it’s not in their interest
    – Some oil companies hide oil sources for geo-political reasons


    Closest I came to Ontario was the Horseshoe fall.

  8. Capt. Ray says:

    @ FB [reposte]

    No militairy for me. Physical disabled, was kinda def as kid.

    I do understand the downside of the condom. Physical feeling of rubber around dick isn’t nice. Same as wearing rubber gloves on a hot day.

    I the past, so i’m told, man used the darm of and animal.

    A lemon in the vagina kills all seeds.
    The church keepers, at that time, forbit lemons.

    [newer pills might not]
    The pill stops ovulation.
    The menstruation occurs without an egg.
    Done for the female psychi.

    etc etc

    Can’t religion just not stick with god?! And man stop giving opinions over what a woman should or should not do?!

  9. Youri Carma says:

    @Capt. Ray

    What does the church know about sex other than phedofilia?

  10. Al Kyder says:

    @ Youri Carma
    There are a few problems with any of those oil stories pro or contra peak oil:
    – Only the oil companies have the real info and you never have an independant source
    – Is oil abiotic or not? Oil compamies won’t tell you cause it’s not in their interest
    – Some oil companies hide oil sources for geo-political reasons

    OK 1. you do get the real info because the they are publicly listed companies. It is in their interests to report good news. An example would be BP total secrecy on the Gulf oil spill. They never said a word about the specific gravity of the oil in MC 525.
    The reasons could be, low grade so t would not be good for the share price, ie. API under 10. or if the API was under 10, then there would be a radio active oil mud volcano in the gulf now.
    2. Is oil abiotic or not?
    The problem is with geologists, not oil companies. Years ago oil companies realised that if they believed in “continental drift theory” they would never find any oil. example, Rock has no tensile strength it can only be pushed. Because crusty old professors “academics” have spent their lives writing papers about continental drift, they wont let it go, so the oil companies just ignore that and get on with the work.
    3. They may hide sources but it is doubtful it is common. The infrastructure would give it away.

    Now I has a question, What do you know about Tethy’s discovery in Uzbekistan ???

  11. Apocalypto says:


    Dr. Robert Hare is here in Vancouver (UBC). He’s one of the greatest minds on psychopathy in the world.

  12. capt ray says:

    @ y
    ‘Hear ya…

    “The one thing they don’t know about pedo* is; is that it’s bad”.

    Hey Y, can you remember the time when FB talked his thoughts w/o mentioning religion? … I liked that better b/c christianity is sinonimouse with…

    Strange fact thiugh, of all the millions butt fuck by their priests of centuries non of the victems, as far as I know, killed their priest.
    Is that kinda the same that slaves won’t burn down the plantation?

    Fun fact: [taking his word]
    FB owns pm’s!

  13. Youri Carma says:

    Central Bank Attempt To Sucker In Retail Investors Back Into Stocks Has Failed

    In what should come as no surprise to anyone who has a frontal lobe, yet will come as a total shock to the central planners of the world and their media marionettes, the latest attempt to sucker in retail investors courtesy of a completely artificial 20% stock market ramp over the past 4 months driven entirely by the global liquidity tsunami discussed extensively here in past weeks and months, has suffered a massive failure.

    Good work you central planning idiots and 21 year old math PhDs – you finally succeeded in terminally and completely breaking the market.

  14. Youri Carma says:

    Zero: “Next up, China announces that it was only kidding about its gold holdings, which suddenly are reported to have doubled or tripled, and the trap will be officially srpung.”

    If so it will become clear that the only ones who learned from Rickards financial wargames is China LOlz

  15. Al Kyder says:

    @ Youri Carma

    Zero. Thats a shame. (Wild Cat Disco) So a bunch of Canadian dudes decided to take a rig and a case of beer for a spin in the desert on a sunday afternoon.

    They found Doris. Remember that name youri DORIS.

    They drilled one hole and up came 7000 bpd flow with an API of around 45.

    Guess how much per barrel that is worth. Brent with an API of 25 is going for 125 USD or more. Heres a hint, they would be raking in around 1.5 million $ per day. Not bad for an afternoon a case of beer and a few friends.

  16. evolutis says:

    @Uptick …. was out trying to make a living, selling real estate of all fucking things Lol
    “the imaginary world thing “ – Perceptions, perceptions, perceptions.. …

    Approx. 2.6 million years ago.humans used stone tools to butcher animals

    Gesher Benot Ya’aquov, Israe 800,000 years ago, early humans gathered around campfires that they made and controlled. Perhaps to socialize, to find comfort and warmth, to share food, resources, information, and to find safety from predators.

    12,000 years ago humans found they could control and breed animals and plants.

    By around 8,000 years ago, humans were using symbols to represent words and concepts.

    Well over 2 million years and nothing “imaginary” just people figuring stuff out using the accurate flow of information, nature always provides.

    1795-1750 Hammurabi [3,500 years ago,] wrote the first legal code, without the benefit of conulst with nature or consent of the people “DEGREED” an a usury concept for indebtedness FULL STOP … the imaginary perceptions based on misinformation began and continues to Wednesday, March 7, 2012. It is unwinding a we speak should we not at least acknowledge 2 million years of non monetary life?

    So … while your watching evolutis speak about what you perceive to be an “imaginary world”, evolutis [and a growing number of people] are watching you within your “imaginary” monetary religion. wondering who you believers are going to blow away next. The best man is watching too …
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=my9YlMK749g&feature=related / Lol

    Perceptions, perceptions, perceptions.

  17. Capt. Ray says:

    @ Y

    [ = a plug from my home town. I know them. As a fact my mother, who knows old girl-friend of my father, pitch them. This (music) is the son of my fathers girl friend’s son ;.].

  18. Youri Carma says:

    @Al Kyder

    DORIS DAY? http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n6MNq3poDt8

    Even numbier: Pillow Talk LOlz http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oAajohNJ_4Q

    Won’t forget that name.

  19. Capt. Ray says:

    Smoke with the pope:


    [ = a plug from my home town. I know them. As a fact my mother, who knows old girl-friend of my father, pitch them. This (music) is the son of my father’s old girlfriend 😉 ].

  20. Youri Carma says:

    @Capt. Ray

    Smokin’ Joe Pope lOlz

    @Al Kyder

    Actualy spoke to someone who had lived next to Doris Day …. can’t remember who tough … could be that crazy Norwegian who was a son of one of those heros who blew up the heavy water factory during WOII …

  21. Al Kyder says:

    @ Youri Carma

    Drinkin’ rum and Coca-Cola
    Go down Point Koomahnah
    Both mother and daughter
    Workin’ for the Yankee dollar

    It’s a fact, man, it’s a fact

    Rum and Coca-Cola…… and this pic 🙂


  22. Youri Carma says:

    Australian Employers Unexpectedly Cut Jobs in February http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bfXl_263-WE

  23. Youri Carma says:

    SOLAR ACTIVITY UPDATE: X5.4 and a X1.3-Class Flare/Earth Bound CME (March 8th, 2012). http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U8L0h6_hMi8

    GEOMAGNETIC STORM UPDATE: A CME propelled toward Earth by this morning’s X5-class solar flare is expected to reach our planet on March 8th at 0625 UT (+/- 7 hr). Analysts at the Goddard Space Weather Lab, say the impact could spark a strong-to-severe geomagnetic storm. Sky watchers at all latitudes should be alert for auroras.

  24. Youri Carma says:

    David Morgan – Silver, Gold, Mining Shares INTERVIEW http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h9N7TnHTluY

    Bob Chapman – The Financial survival – 07 March 2012 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n14XjSc_-ok

  25. Al Kyder says:

    Senior Syrian minister joins revolt: reports

    Posted 1 hour 18 minutes ago
    Syria’s deputy oil minister has reportedly announced his resignation and joined the popular revolt against the regime of president Bashar al-Assad.
    Syria’s deputy oil minister has reportedly announced his resignation and joined the popular revolt against the regime of president Bashar al-Assad.

    Abdo Hussameddin made the announcement in a video posted by activists on YouTube.

    The authenticity of the video cannot be immediately verified.

    “I, the engineer Abdo Hussameddin, the deputy oil minister … announce my defection from the regime and my resignation,” he said in the video.

    “I am joining the revolution of the people who reject injustice and the brutal campaign of the regime, which is seeking to crush the people’s demand for freedom and dignity.”

    He said he had served in the Syrian government for 33 years and did not wish to end his life “serving a criminal regime”.

    “That is why I have joined the right path knowing that this regime will burn down my house, hunt down my family and fabricate lies,” he said.

    He advised his colleagues to abandon “this sinking ship”.

    If confirmed, the deputy oil minister would be the most senior government official to quit since the Syrian uprising began a year ago.

    Meanwhile, amid reports of Syrian tanks converging on the city of Idlib, the United States is offering to provide low-level support to Syria’s rebel forces.


    So they have bribed one of them already. This is just …. no words to describe this.

  26. evolutis says:

    @Youri Carma … enjoyed the sun clip, well most of it … wtf thanks

  27. Youri Carma says:

    @Al Kyder

    Hard to believe but I actualy own a ol vinyl of this dude so know some of his songs – Rum & Coca-Cola- Harry Belafonte (Vinyl) http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6B4cd11SWHY

    After Yankee Dolla – When The Yankees Are Gone http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kydyRF-AYWA

  28. Youri Carma says:

    So much work and not much play makes Jack a dull boy. So for the balance as my Serbian friend use to say ….

    I added a First Stage Compressor to my F-15 EDF Jet http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8OyQZaPA-4o

  29. Youri Carma says:

    2012 rare proof! ( This is the real proof!)( A world warning! ) You must wake up! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H009qek2LAY

  30. Capt. Ray says:

    If it wasn’t music,
    I would believe it to be a prayer.
    [Dutch song, in dutch and by virtue of seperation of villages it’s only actually preseived as beeing good in certain places, etc].

    I grew up where he lived. He made his own lyrics. I played biljards etc. Getting dronk at age 14, etc. Plashove. Good time.

    -Little Boy-

    You are in this world so you will have to fight,
    just like me. I can know.
    Life isn’t easy. Bad luck is awaiting.

    -Little boy-

    There are many people… good ones, but, with the unfortunate of truth,
    There are also bad ones.

    Just keep thinking;
    That soon you’ll realize,
    That honesty will last the longest, believe me.

    Life will pass by.
    There is so little time, so, LIVE, ‘ couse only YOU are free.

    But, do it [live life] consciously.
    Make the people happy!
    Only then –you-’ll be –truly- happy!
    Life is so tremendously short…
    …many things will change when you grow older.

    -Little Boy-

    As soon as “school” comes, you’ll notice that everything revolves around numbers and power. So is life.
    Thus learn what you have to learn [sarc], ‘couse, then it is You who has the last laugh.

    -Little Boy-

    Later when you grow up, maybe, maybe, your father isn’t here no more.
    In that case, tell your own childeren the wise lessons of YOUR old man.

    … etc etc …

    (Sorry folks, I just found it so aplicable that I wanted to share it with you’all)

  31. Youri Carma says:

    Starting in 1996 a new series of US $5-100 bills tell the 9/11 story when folded.

    For the first time see the OLD and NEW bills side by side and learn HOW and WHY the changes were made to wage Psychological Operations Warfare on the US citizenry and the World!

    [b]PsyOps: New Series US Dollar Bills Tell 9/11 Plan[/b] http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RC71TjXb05w

  32. Youri Carma says:

    Fukushima daily update 3/7/12 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yXhCGwz5h5k

  33. Youri Carma says:

    Japs always had a deadwish …. it’s culture.

    And that’s why they like to stay aside a falling empire LOlz

  34. gold bullet says:

    ”Obama Administration: ACTA Is Binding & Don’t Worry Your Pretty Little Heads About TPP”


    Who gives a fuck that the signing of ACTA by the Teleprompter-in-Chief Obomba without the approval of CONgress is unconstitutional?! Not the administration of the Teleprompter-in-Chief Obummer, that’s for sure!


  35. Chervonets says:

    New Twin Towers under construction in Paris:

    Paris to become the capital of the green movement? Max, you are in the right place!

  36. jogador says:

    Bernanke is a disaster!

    Federal Reserve officials are considering a new type of bond-buying program designed to subdue worries about future inflation if they decide to take new steps to boost the economy in the months ahead. Under the new approach, the Fed would print new money to buy long-term mortgage or Treasury bonds but effectively tie up that money by borrowing it back for short periods at low rates. The aim of such an approach would be to relieve anxieties that money printing could fuel inflation later, a fear widely expressed by critics of the Fed’s previous efforts to aid the recovery.

  37. flicks says:

    keep an eye on apple share it needs to stay above 500 at least for them and the rest lol

  38. Al Kyder says:

    @ Youri Carma
    [b]PsyOps: New Series US Dollar Bills Tell 9/11 Plan[/b]
    Money is propaganda after all.
    2012 rare proof! I wonder what that is, I can never get these long youtube flv vids to run.

  39. Astraea says:


    What their “Purim” means – an article by Gilad Atzmon, the brave and honest Gilad.
    By the way, there never ever was a Persian king called Ahasuerus! It is just another Jewish fable, like the “exodus” and Moses and King Solomon – and the Temple. The ONLY evidence of any temple in Jerusalem is a DESCRIPTION of an EGYPTIAN temple to be found in the Old Testament!
    The story of Moses is actually the story of Sargon the Great who was placed in a basket which was sealed with pitch and sailed down the River TIGRIS . The baby and his basket came to rest in the reeds at the bottom of the palace gardens and he was rescued and brought up in the palace – and became Sargon the Great. He was born in 2334BC! And the rest really is actual history. The rest of the Moses story is the story of Hammurabi who was inspired to write down The Law and have inscribed on stone and such stones were placed all over the land – especially at cross roads.

    There is one of these inscribed rocks in the Louvre in Paris – and there were many all over Iraq – I have a horrible feeling that they are not there any longer. The Cradle of Civilization was destroyed in that monstrous and dispicable war – and now they want to go and destroy another ancient and beautiful civilization, Iran – because they want to rule the World entirely, and with a rod or iron mark you, and they cannot until they get all the banks into their ugly paws – and Iran has an independent bank and refuses to become part of their usurious system. Pray for us all.

    “We Jews, the destroyers, will remain the destroyers forever………nothing the Gentiles do will meet our needs, our demands.” Maurice Samuel who wrote the book called
    “The Gentiles.”

    Anyway, there is NO truth in the story of Esther! Imagine, the poor Jews, so cruelly deceived and misled by their “leaders.” And all they seem to celebrate is how they supposedly destroyed other people!

    Strange and dangerous. Criminally insane.

  40. flicks says:

    Guns and Butter

    “There IS An Alternative To European Austerity: Modern Money Theory (MMT)” with Stephanie Kelton and Michael Hudson in Rimini, Italy:-


  41. Astraea says:


    The story of Lord Northcliff – he owned The Times of London, at that time the most distinguished newspaper in the World, and they murdered him. This is a very frightening story.

    Read at least the last paragraph wherein you will see that Germany was NOT the problem.
    Germany’s enemies were the problem and her enemies arranged the Wars.

  42. Proxy says:

    @Youri ‘rare proof’
    Yeah, you know I do entertain this 2012 idea as a larf. Interesting. If there is a year chosen to inflict a man-made (economic?) catastrophe, this is the one. It’s kinda perfect. The power of suggestion. Mayans, Nostradamus. People will put it down to superstition instead of looking at a more reasonable explanation (man). Could be said we are being subtly trained to accept it. The Youtube links regarding Denver Airport Murals etc. I mean, that’s pretty weird stuff. Self-inflicted hyper-inflation in the US blamed on an economic attack. The ultimate false-flag attack to force the destruction of the dollar and wipe the slate clean, whilst blaming another country a la Rickards.

    Denver Airport Murals for those who haven’t seen them! You can skip to about half way:

  43. Frans says:

    On the news today in the Netherlands:
    High net worth individuals Dutch bank “Van Lanschot” just accepted 750 million EUR LTRO money @ 1%.
    They say that they are absolutely not in need of the money, but tell their customers: what would you do if you would find a 50 EUR bill on the street?
    They use the money to purchase Dutch and German bonds!!!!!!!!
    So cashing the spread gives them money for free, AND the interest on Dutch and German bonds is kept artificially low, no market mechanism anymore!!
    I thought the money was meant for the PIIGS bonds, but not so.

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