[KR253] Keiser Report – Burning Bankers Pays and a Suicide Twinkies Vest Blows

We discuss Lloyd Blankfein’s suicide twinkie vest, Iceland’s parliamentary pelting, manipulation of Libor rates and rampant foreclosure abuse. In the second half of the show, Max talks to Shir Hever about price tagging in Area C of the West Bank and about destroying the competition in Gaza.

372 comments on “[KR253] Keiser Report – Burning Bankers Pays and a Suicide Twinkies Vest Blows
  1. MirrorMirror says:

    @Happy … when Max says he has already sold his Gold !
    ( just kiddin’ of course )

    Lookin’ around , I guess everybody has pitched March 20th.-23rd. as DDay.
    … so I reckon it will be sooner.

    OTOH , it’s all about managing perception ( MSM / PTB manipulation ).
    Other than that – only the PTB themselves know what they’ll manipulate next.

  2. Apocalypto says:


    Max is selling @ $5k. This is a well-known fact. Personally, I think he’s bullshitting, and will hold out for $10k, but, as my father used to say, “we shall see what we shall see”.

    The other expression I like, and, ironically, I learned this from me ex-father-in-law, is:

    “I see”, said the blind man as he picked up his hammer and saw. That’s a great one.

    Having said that, don’t sell any gold before $10k. Bad idea.

  3. MirrorMirror says:


    LA Times report says 16 US intelligence agencies agree that Iran has not sought to build weapon :

    ‘US believes Iran not trying to build nuclear bomb’



  4. MirrorMirror says:

    @Apocalypto …. 10K … probably right .

    Lets compare the prices of things from 1933-34 to 2007-2008 :


    New Car : $445-$565 …. now $13,500
    Shoes : $3 … now $50

    etc. etc.

  5. MirrorMirror says:


    Great Report from (German) Christoph Horstel … in English :

    ‘CIA & Western media’s total fiasco in Syria’


    Only 5 minutes … well worth a listen .

    He says : “I am ashamed of the Western MSM ”


  6. gold bullet says:

    ”Sony Music Boss: Censored YouTube Videos Cost Us Millions”


    ”The Sony boss says that YouTube revenue running into the millions is being lost because German rights group GEMA’s policies prevent artist videos from being shown online in the country.”

    ”For years the music industry has blamed Internet piracy for all their troubles.

    Slowly, however, the record labels are starting to realize that the Internet is the future and it will ultimately do more good than harm.”

    Finally someone with some sense in the music industry.

    Once again: Restrictive copyright laws are the issue, not ”piracy”!

  7. MirrorMirror says:


    Victory or Death in Athens
    source = RT : June 2011


    “…. these are the people of Greece. We are sick and tired of being misrepresented as a nation of loiterers and chair-warmers who are simply after other peoples’ money,” ….

    ….. people take turns to deliver their speeches. They are no politicians. They are working people of various professions who come here after a day of work. Everyone I ask confirms that, “We work during the day and come here in the evening to express our fury to those sitting behind this fence and pretending they’re working hard. They have a fun job indeed – getting the IMF and EU money and spending it on military contracts while cutting pensions and wages of the people who do the real work.”



  8. flicks says:

    This is the usual third week in the month Friday take down by Bill and Ben the fucking paranoid deluded flower pot money men in the moon kicking up a load of nothingness .

  9. gold bullet says:


    “…. these are the people of Greece. We are sick and tired of being misrepresented as a nation of loiterers and chair-warmers who are simply after other peoples’ money,” ….

    I’m sure @Wolferl will disagree with that statement and will offer us his ‘insight’ on how the Greeks are in fact a bunch of lazy fucks, because he gets all of his information first hand, which just happen to be the same information (read: lies) that the MSM spreads. 😉


  10. flicks says:

    Fractional Reserve Banking in a remixed electronica music track to a film about a teenager screwed over by a whore –


  11. MirrorMirror says:


    @GB …”because he gets all of his information first hand”

    I always wondered about that :




  12. Apocalypto says:


    wtf? What a weird video. And I know weird videos because I check out LiveLeak from time to time!

    Gosh. Why is this world so crazy? :/

  13. ronron says:

    fuck. i hope Vonda does a ron paul update.

  14. Youri Carma says:

    Bob Chapman – The Sovereign Economist – 23 Feb 2012 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C70CYgV8bTE

  15. Rumcajs says:

    @Stacy and Max. Very informative program. Thank you.

  16. Al Kyder says:

    @ kdt
    “the ‘fake’ moon landing is the ……strangest conspericy out there could one of you plz explain the point of the government faking this?”

    I am not at liberty to expose this source. During that time it was very important that the mission was viewed by everyone who could see a television in the western world. Image quality was not as good as what it is today in regards to HDTV and such. If the mission had of failed, I assume that they would have admitted that, but if the uplink had of dropped out, or images that should have been sent back were not for some technical reason, they would have some back up. They invented a lot of things they did not need, and maybe they thought that film would not work in space. If you remember they also invented a useless space pen, (Ball points work better in zero gravity, thanks Soviet Union for that) so I would even go as far as saying it would have been prudent to make a fake moon landing vid back in the day.

  17. Youri Carma says:

    @Al Kyder

    Remember that the footage that the people looked at of the moon landing around the world were not direct but indirect taken from a television so that they would be extra fuzzy.

    And conviently all Moon landing tapes got erased NASA admits http://www.reuters.com/article/idUSTRE56F5MK20090716 so that we never can study them and discover their fakerey. But it’s too late we already did.

  18. Al Kyder says:

    Youri Carma | 4:32 pm |
    @Al Kyder

    I think the oil spike will contain these elements

    Note; The reduction in the amount of fuel being used, say in the USA which is causing a glut in oil supplies, seems to have a direct correlation with age.

    Yep that drop in consumption looks like its due to an ageing population.

  19. Al Kyder says:

    @ Youri Carma

    And conviently all Moon landing tapes got erased NASA admits.

    The original tapes would be lost now anyway. Degaussing tapes was normal I would have thrown them in to be erased too. The originals from Sydney would be in the nfsa


    I guess there would be two copies, 35mm and 16mm and a separate audio set, one From James Dibble, and one from Walter Cronkite.

  20. Youri Carma says:

    SOLAR ACTIVITY UPDATE: Filament Eruption/CME/Glancing Blow on the 27th(Feb 24th, 2012). http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aFhs4I6umT0

    Relax …. not earth bound (yet).

  21. Al Kyder says:

    RIO DE JANEIRO – Brazilian energy giant Petroleo Brasileiro SA, or Petrobras, announced Friday that it has found light oil in deep waters off the nation’s coast in a block jointly exploited with foreign firms.

    A company statement said the discovery was verified by oil sampling in tests performed in reserves located at an approximate depth of 5,250 meters.

    The new well, named Cariocal Sela, is in block BM-S-9 of the so-called pre-salt oil reserves, off Brazil’s southeast Atlantic coast beneath kilometers of ocean, bedrock, and hot salt-beds.

    The National Petroleum Agency estimates that these huge pre-salt reserves, discovered in 2010, could hold more than 100 billion barrels of high-quality recoverable crude.

    The Petrobras statement said 27 API oil–petroleum liquid above 10 on the API scale is termed light oil–was recovered at a depth of 2,149 meters in the well 270 kilometers from the coast of Sao Paulo state.

    The company said a consortium formed by Petrobras, the U.K.’s BG Group and Repsol Sinopec Brasil–an alliance of Spain’s Repsol and China’s Sinopec–would continue the activities and necessary investments for assessing the reserves found in the area, including the drilling of new wells.

    Petrobras said Thursday it would begin exploiting two wells of light crude oil in deep waters in the south of the Santos basin, about 200 km south of Sao Paulo state.

    “Total recoverable volumes are estimated at 113.4 million barrels of oil equivalent (boe) for the Bauna field and 83.1 million boe for the Piracaba field, both containing light oil in sandstone reservoirs located above the salt layer,” it noted.

    SOMEBODY just made a HUGE amount of money from the biggest share sale in US history.

    14 Feb 2012 – Petroleo Brasileiro SA, Latin America’s largest company by market value, will wait until next year to sell dollar bonds.

    Suddenly there is 100 billion US$ sloshing around Brazil.

  22. Youri Carma says:

    @Al Kyder

    The most siginificant human achievement supposely and:

    “The original tapes would be lost now anyway. Degaussing tapes was normal I would have thrown them in to be erased too. ”

    BS! aahhahaah Be real will ya!

    “The originals from Sydney would be in the nfsa. I guess there would be two copies, 35mm and 16mm and a separate audio set, one From James Dibble, and one from Walter Cronkite.”

    Suppose you are right, Why than: Nasa Turns To Hollywood Tech To Reconstruct Lost Apollo Footage !!???

    Look there is so mucg evidence that it will make your head spin. Other example:

    “Or, to put it more simply:

    Apollo 11……..one photo every 15 seconds Apollo 12……..one photo every 27 seconds Apollo 14……..one photo every 62 seconds Apollo 15……..one photo every 44 seconds Apollo 16……..one photo every 29 seconds Apollo 17……..one photo every 26 seconds

    So you decide. Given all the facts, was it possible to take that many photos in so short a time?

    Any professional photographer will tell you it cannot be done. Virtually every photo was a different scene or in a different place, requiring travel. As much as 30 miles travel was required to reach some of the photo sites. Extra care had to be taken shooting some stereo pairs and panoramas. Each picture was taken without a viewfinder, using manual camera settings, with no automatic metering, while wearing a bulky spacesuit and stiff clumsy gloves.

    The agency wants the world to believe that 5771 photographs were taken in 4834 minutes! IF NOTHING BUT PHOTOGRAPHY HAD BEEN DONE, such a feat is clearly impossible…made even more so by all the documented activities of the astronauts. Imagine…1.19 photos every minute that men were on the Moon – that’s one picture every 50 SECONDS!


  23. Youri Carma says:

    NASA turns to Hollywood tech to reconstruct lost Apollo footage http://www.indystar.com/article/20090717/NEWS/907170323/1001/news

    WASHINGTON — NASA could put a man on the moon but didn’t have the sense to keep the original video of the live TV transmission.

    In an embarrassing acknowledgment, the space agency said Thursday that it must have erased the Apollo 11 moon footage years ago so that it could reuse the videotape.

    But now Hollywood is coming to the rescue. …

  24. James Brown says:

    @ youri carma

    Keep it up! I’m enjoying all this info!

  25. Youri Carma says:

    @Al Kyder

    ahahaahh discovered an other lie. They’re digging a whole which goes deeper and deeper for themselves.

    I asked the Japanese directly in an e-mail if they could find any wreckage of any Apollo mission with their JAXA satellite closely orbiting (cause the Moon has only 17% of earths gravity) the Moon.

    Their answer DIREXT QUOTE: “We estimate that it would be difficult to distinguish any wreckage of Apollo mission with the accuracy cameras onboard the KAGUYA”

    Now look at this: Japanese SELENE (Kaguya) Lunar Mission Spots Apollo 15 Landing Site (Images) http://www.universetoday.com/15579/japanese-selene-kaguya-lunar-mission-spots-apollo-15-landing-site-images/

    “The Japanese lunar mission SELENE (Selenological and Engineering Explorer), also known as “Kaguya” has imaged the “halo” left behind in the lunar surface from Apollo 15′s lunar module engine exhaust plume.

    “SELENE’s Terrain Camera (TC) is continuing to reconstruct a 3D view of the region in unprecedented high-resolution .”

    But wait O minute http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cOdzhQS_MMw Wasn’t there soppose to be somtin under that ‘blast’? And if it left sucha ‘halo’ wouldn’t the camera be affected? (Not to mention the fact who’s panning the camera so perfectly framing the take-off scene?)

    Look folks you can all fool yourselves cause your whole paradime would be shattered and you would lay down and cry mammie … not me.

  26. Youri Carma says:

    @Al Kyder

    I must admit that I did cry mammie for a day, 3 years ago or so, but not because of the fake moonlanding cause that’s all laugable and also not because of what already happened economical speakin … no I cried cause I saw how much trouble lay ahead of us and there wasn’t a damn thing I could do about it.

    And now here we are …….

  27. Jayme says:

    Michael Franti & Spearhead – Stay Human (Acoustic)

  28. Youri Carma says:

    ahaahahaah Who’s buying this crap anymore? Who knew? Turns out Syria has ‘Weapons on Mass Destruction’ too!!!

    Exclusive: State Department quietly warning region on Syrian WMDs http://thecable.foreignpolicy.com/posts/2012/02/24/exclusive_state_department_quietly_warning_region_on_syrian_wmds

  29. Youri Carma says:

    Now we’re into the wacko news:

    Bin Laden’s porn has been found http://blog.foreignpolicy.com/posts/2011/05/13/bin_ladens_porn_has_been_found

    Scientific American: Should Global-Warming Activists Lie to Defend Their Cause? http://blogs.scientificamerican.com/cross-check/2012/02/24/should-global-warming-activists-lie-to-defend-their-cause/

  30. Youri Carma says:

    ‘CIA & Western media’s total fiasco in Syria’ http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cbMbWp0BV7o

  31. Linda J says:

    thanks, Max, Stacy & Shir. what a mess Zionism has made, with its EU & American collaborators!

  32. Apocalypto says:

    This is SHAMEFUL!

    I was led to believe that THERE WAS NOTHING FAKE ABOUT THE 9/11 STORY!

    It really makes you wonder what else they lied about…

    Fake 9/11 hero admits lie; fellow firefighters furious


  33. Bonn says:

    Looks like Max & Stacy are travellin
    Hic 😉

  34. Apocalypto says:

    They might be having sex. just sayin’ hic 🙂

  35. Al Kyder says:

    @ Youri Carma
    “The original tapes would be lost now anyway. Degaussing tapes was normal I would have thrown them in to be erased too. ”

    BS! aahhahaah Be real will ya!”

    Ah yeah, I am. You could preserve the tape I guess, but I would never have looked at it as permanent. Ferris Oxide magnetic tape has a limited life span. I would guess 20 years for NASA. I would even have to wonder if there was anything that could play the tapes today.

    Even the copies on 35mm and 16 mm will be destroyed, at some time, around 2050 and I wonder what they will be transferred to.

    It is interesting you point to the film photography on the moon. We could expect to find those Hasselblad’s they took up on the Mercury and Gemini projects. They were only good for 4,000 exposures according to Hasselblad. They had motor drives, so could take 5771 photographs in 4834 minutes with ease. 1 fps was built into the E series. Later c series ones could do 4.5 fps

    The camera factory in Gothenburg employed six people full time for NASA camera’s. Why dont you pop over there and have a look

    I also believe that this is the reel you are refering to


    As you can see from that image, it is at the end of its life. It can not be used to preserve these images anymore. The colour will soon fade starting with cyan.

  36. Apocalypto says:

    Sooner or later people figure it out. Metals have true value.

    Copper tile floor. $1.44 sq/ft


    They also did this in the Standard Hotel


    And this fellow did a nickel tile bathroom. I dig that one. (Nickel is the under-rated metal!)


  37. Holly says:

    Re: the Moon, I guess you’ve all seen this?


  38. Bonn says:

    @ Holly
    Nice one
    But USA did go to the moon, or else the Russians would have been all too happy to Jump on the US on a false flag …..

  39. Holly says:

    I just posted that for the yucks. Moon bloopers. lol
    According to David Niven, the Moon’s a Balloon. 😛 (Haven’t actually read that book.)

  40. Tamir says:

    Egyptian democracy update

    Egyptian democracy rocks – I tell you:

    “Egyptian presidential candidate Abdel Moneim Aboul Fotouh was carjacked and beaten late Thursday as he was returning from a conference, his campaign manager said.
    Aboul Fotouh was being driven on a highway when a car carrying masked gunmen intercepted him, said Ali Behnasawy, the campaign manager.
    The suspects pulled the driver out of the car and beat him with their guns. Aboul Fotouh tried to intervene and he was also beaten, Behnasawy said. The gunmen then stole the car and fled.”


    Oh, yeah.

  41. Tamir says:

    @Youri Carma,

    You urgently need to take some physics classes.
    I’m serious.
    Apollo happened.
    People did land on the moon and returned home safely.
    It was the greatest adventure of all time.

  42. Tamir says:



    Folks; Apollo happened; People were on the moon.
    But worry not: The Chinese are going back!

  43. bleep says:

    I’ve got some moon rocks for you – right here in my pants.

  44. flicks says:

    Youri if you find any ‘official’ info into how thay did that panning shot of the capsule taking off I would like to look at it. The camera moving to wide and then panning up is fine for the technology of the time – all do-able but on the edge of not working first time. The tracking to the left at the end is really stretching it and we found it highly unlikely – watched it on a ropy VCR circa early 1980’s. It would need an auto tracking device on the camera which would require a computer or we are to believe an astronaught controlled it in the capsule looking at a monitor – it’s possible but I sure as hell would be thinking about staying alive not a delicate remote controlled panning shot in a tiny space. All too fast for earth control – time delay .

    Regards film photography fading – it’s stored at at least minus 20c and protected from humidity which stops this degradation.


  45. MirrorMirror says:

    @Bonn … was right !


    Pretty convincing evidence … all the ancient artifacts tell a clear story.


  46. Al Kyder says:

    New research has found clouds are dropping closer to the Earth, with scientists measuring their height for the first time on a global basis.

    Experts from the University of Auckland suggest the change in cloud altitude could be the Earth’s way of dealing with global warming.

    In 1999, NASA launched its Terra satellite into space. On board was a Multi-angle Imaging Spectroradiometer (MISR).

    It uses nine cameras at different angles to produce a stereo image of clouds around the world, allowing measurement of their altitude and movement.

    Researchers at the university studied the measurements taken over a decade.


  47. gold bullet says:

    ”Reductio Ad Absurdum: Eternal Copyright Is Crazy… But What About Today’s Copyright Term?”


  48. gold bullet says:

    ”UK Labour Party: Let’s Just Get On With Kicking People Offline Over Copyright Infringement”


    The Labour Party – FAIL, yet again!

  49. gold bullet says:

    ”Crony Capitalism: Big Companies Sponsor Fancy Dinner For TPP Negotiators”


    Crony capitalism at its finest/worst!

  50. gold bullet says:

    ”One More Copyright Infringement, And HADOPI Must Disconnect Itself From The Net”



  51. Al Kyder says:

    @ Tamir
    Egyptian democracy rocks – I tell you:”
    Sheikh Yousef al-Qaradawi, an Egyptian cleric based in Qatar, described Abdel Moneim Abol Fotoh as the “leading candidate” from a field including former Arab League Secretary General Amr Moussa, a liberal and former foreign minister.
    U.S. oil and gas producer Apache Corp. has reached a deal with Egypt to expand its oil and gas investments in the North African country in 2013 by $1 billion, Egypt’s Minister of Oil Abdullah Ghorab said, according to the Kuwait state news agency, or Kuna.

    In a joint press conference with Apache Chairman and Chief Executive Officer G. Steven Farris, Ghorab said Sunday that Apache officials have presented to Prime Minister Kamal Al-Ganzouri a plan to pump $1 billion into oil and gas exploration and production projects in Egypt in 2013, Kuna reported.

    The minister said the American company has several projects in Egypt’s western desert, and is one of the biggest energy companies operating in Egypt, Kuna said.

    Apache has spent over $1 billion on oil and gas exploration in Egypt over the past decade, Farris said, adding the Egypt government’s revenues from Apache projects amounted to $10 million per day.

    The Houston-based company had earlier in the month said it remained bullish on its operations in Egypt

  52. gold bullet says:

    The description of Rick Santorum I’ve seen yet:

    ”Rick Santorum hates anal sex.

    Rick Santorum is a product of anal sex.”


  53. gold bullet says:

    ”Juncker: “Greece May Need A Third Bailout””


    You don’t say?!

  54. flicks says:

    To everybody on the radio programs please remember to do regular updates on what Fractioanl Reserve Banking is and simplified – Dr Stan does a great job of this – you get a gold Blue Peter badge for that Stan ! We have to get across this blockage of people not wanting to deal with or face-up to banks. Part of it is just a question of repeating again and again and with clarity.

    The new people – from Peston of the BBC ( Keiser is fake puking right now )


  55. flicks says:

    Here is Dr Stan talking to Bob Chapman


  56. Youri Carma says:

    Anne Clark – Sleeper In Metropolis http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eDv3RzG0jpk

  57. flicks says:


    “The Guardian has now discovered through a freedom of information request that a major government contractor, Avanta, has compelled jobseekers to work as unpaid cleaners in houses, flats, offices and council premises under the work programme.

    The Department for Work and Pensions (DWP) has previously stated that all mandatory schemes must be for “community benefit”. However, under government rules, this can be defined as increasing the profit of organisations where the unemployed are sent to work without pay.”

    “Rebecca Fagan, a manager at DC Property Maintenance in Sussex, said that it had been sent “loads” of jobseekers from Avanta during the last two years. “They normally come for four weeks and they are put with other team members,” she said.

    The unpaid work involves cleaning houses and flats in the Sussex area as well as offices. When asked if they were job shadowing, she replied that “they are actually doing” cleaning.”

    To quote Jeremy Paxman “It’s got nothing to do with the banks”

  58. Youri Carma says:

    Ne pas compliqué – Axelle Red http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DIz1_4THWdY

  59. flicks says:


    Take a look at the comments getting votes on this; even the readers of the right wing of right Daily (you know what) are against the slave labour. Some one says their gonna get locked up over it . LETS fucking well hope so !

    Quote from Jeremy Paxman: “It’s got nothing to do with the banks”

  60. Bonn says:

    @ MirrorMirror | February 25, 2012 at 9:49 am |

    @Bonn … was right !
    In the beginin Everyone was like this guy is an Airhead ,
    Now ya”ll startin to turn
    Hic 😉
    Where is TJ b Snoots need Critical thinkers with a kotta freee time
    n did I mention the Moon’s a SPACEHIP </b.

  61. Bonn says:

    Was in the Hospital all this While
    A waiter from my Bar Was crossin the Road he got hit by a bike…… he brain Brain haemorrhage right now , Docs give him 10 % chance Right now

  62. Patrique Simões says:

    Hi Max, greetings from Portual. I apreciate your work exposing global financial fraud.
    I would like to see you comment the following video (mabe on the Keiser Report):


    Keep on with your great job!!!

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