Max Keiser Explains The Slinky School of Economics

161 comments on “Max Keiser Explains The Slinky School of Economics
  1. Kevin says:

    I agree, except these ‘Countries’ did not regulate !
    So in a historical (now) sence it is relevant.
    In mho, and I’m not German, they are not at fault.
    Although they may, towards the end, have tried to work the current situation to their advantage. But sure isn’t that what they have all been at 🙁

  2. ronron says:

    gonna be a lot of golf sets on the market soon, so hold off on that big golf purchase. 🙂 if you see a purple golf bag with elvis in silver pants on it. grab it. the last of the 10th oz keisers are in the bottom.

  3. ronron says:

    @Kevin. smile, we can go back to the 50,s. don’t be afraid of anything. no one will call you and you won’t own any stuff. no big deal. think empire.

  4. Kevin says:

    I’ll be fine 😉

  5. Danny Cunnington says:

    @ronron, Good evening (Paris time). It’s probably not a good idea to get into a debate between f**king idiots and Canadians. The upshot would be that Canadians have been tricked into colonial servitude. F**king idiots just mess about, stack silver and have a good time watching the meltdown show.

  6. gold bullet says:


    State of denial?! Is it a ”state of denial” that me and my family had to flee from Sarajevo in order not to get killed by the Bosnian Muslim paramilitary, like many other Serbs were?

    Is it a ”state of denial” that some of my friends had to flee from Croatia in order not to get killed by the Croatian army, like all 1,000 elderly Serbs that remained after operation Storm were?

    Is it a ”state of denial” that many of my relatives had to flee from Kosovo and Metohija in order not to get killed by the Albanian terrorists, like many were, even with the ”protection” by the NATO ”peacekeepers” (more like warmakers)?

    Come on, why won’t you answer any of my questions?!

    Or better yet, why don’t you just STFU, since you clearly don’t know anything about the Yugoslav wars?!

  7. gold bullet says:

    Furthermore, Wolferl, the majority of Serbs do think like me, since we lived through those wars, and we know the real truth, which is that there was a civil war, and ALL SIDES COMMITTED WAR CRIMES, NOT JUST THE SERBS!!!

  8. ronron says:

    @D/C. i thought you and i were discussing bans? not where we were born. don’t ever worry about what others think of you. i don’t.

  9. nama rama says:

    Great stuff Max and Stacy 🙂

  10. snoop diddy says:

    hilarious clip!

  11. Vonda Bra says:

    @ ronron | November 30, 2011 at 11:32 pm |
    —-we have been in a currency war our whole life. these fuckers are posers.
    but there right. 🙂 —

    they are fucking posers, fakers and wannabes !!!
    Thats all!
    lets get more silver! … sure! …even Elvis medallions … or SK´s … (those lesbians are really tough!!!, they were waterboarded and still didn´t speak out about the whereabouts of the stolen SK´s …. they´re pretty tricky!)
    your hint about the purple golf bag … and the “bottom” !!!! might be the death sentence to them … but WTF? .. they didn´t deserve any better …..

  12. ronron says:

    @Vonda. can you stay up for a while? 🙂

  13. Vonda Bra says:

    @ ronron | December 1, 2011 at 12:19 am |
    @Vonda. can you stay up for a while? 🙂

    I will give my best to do so … I shall be here! … expecting, awaiting, looking forward, to any further stuff coming from you …. 🙂

  14. ronron says:

    @Vonda. what amazed me is the waterboarded lesbians. nude on skateboards with there hair on fire. hundreds of them, with no fear at all.

  15. Vonda Bra says:

    @ ronron | December 1, 2011 at 12:17 am |

    ahh! …never heard of this guy! 🙂 … btw. a pretty solicitous Ray Charles – impersonator ? 🙂 no ? 😀

  16. Wolferl says:

    @ gold bullet

    I´m ready to answer every questions you post here. And you are right, every side committed war crimes, even genocides. The Serbs got in the position of the bad guys, because the Yugoslaw government including the peoples army was dominated by Serbian nationalists. They started all the violence when the split up of Yogoslawia started. So you see, nationalism will lead you nowhere. Accept your losses, i know this may be hard, but it´s no use and a waste of time to fight for the impossible. Don´t let the shitty past dominate your future.

  17. Bruce says:

    SilverPorno | November 30, 2011 at 10:23 pm |

    “So they just print money and lend it out to their buddies?”

    Don’t be silly, they’re not loans. They can’t possibly be paid back by the banks, so they GIVE it (our future wealth) to their buddies. It’s us that pay it back. Or they steal our land and property if we can’t.

    Pure thieving. That’s why we need to HANG THEM ALL.
    Thanks for the clarification!

  18. ronron says:

    @Vonda. he was a friend from my home town. bob dylan’s band. from canada. except levon. the band.

  19. Vonda Bra says:

    @ ronron | December 1, 2011 at 12:32 am |
    they are indeed tricky, reliable, little fuckers! 🙂
    as I was told, not nude, neither on skateboards though … and they were hairless .. nothing left to be on fire … they now might face even more torture or just being abused for fun ???
    you gave the important hint to all golf set seekers … I suppose the lesbians are done!
    They will speak out about the “govenor”, who is in fact part of their interrogation (!!!) any time soon and afterwards being thrown into a litterbox nearby – mafiastyle….
    unless … Madge Weinstein come to their rescue intime!!! .. equipped with some stuff that the boys would accept as a bribe ….

  20. ronron says:

    @Vonda. new lesbians will be born. good stuff is always gonna happen. unstoppable.

  21. Vonda Bra says:

    @ ronron | December 1, 2011 at 1:02 am |
    —new lesbians will be born. good stuff is always gonna happen. unstoppable.—-
    Oh yeah! 🙂 … so true … but still hoping Madge will show up there intime …
    those were “good / tough” lesbians you know … somehow it would be a waste of real good human material … in a lesbian way … you know, I mean, “real sisters” … you know, I mean … you get me ? can Madge make it from Prag to Canada, to be back intime for next “TAM” ???? … it might get narrow … hope she makes it!!!!

    besides: listen:

  22. foober says:

    all I know is the cia/goldman sachs are the bag people for the elites to take control over everyone.

  23. Vonda Bra says:

    @ ronron
    ok, good night my friend!…. you left me behind …. without any warning …
    suppose you´re currently distracted by some illegal SK-deals going on … probably trying to buy out the lesbians ??? don´t know ?? whatever … ? you seem to be gone for further conversation at this moment .. so I might leave too ? …..
    have always loved and always will love this guy:

  24. Capt. Ray says:

    Ja! Good show von der Max!
    Tha’s sfunny like ch-i-ce.

  25. L T P says:

    Itz a guud thing, je! Slinky economics is also practiced between GOLD AND SILVER depositories, like the M0RgUe. That’s another outstanding reason
    the SLAyers of the M0RgUe should be saving more fiat $$ to buy a coming
    dip in the Argent, the Shiny Stuff, the Ag.
    If I were t0 be reborn, I may want to be a raccoon, because shiny valuables like this are too good to sell at a time when the damned bank$ter$ are too big to fail. It will come back and bite them all in the arse – and the public won’t allow forgiveness if they’re left with the bare crumbs. A raccoon at least understands the shiny stuff is worthy of a keep.
    Thanks from this piggy’s human persona, also of significant German heritage,
    for the quality of what you present. The SLA will be proven right, so just sit tight
    and wait for the bloody world to end. There will be incredible global QE coming.
    This swine has saved enough to make another buy in the next brief dip. I’m still
    getting the feel of my new digs in the Plains. OINK!!

    Major Bacon – Silver Liberation Army
    Because Silver IS MONEY dammit! :8)
    This porker still infests Twitter from time to time via @lickthepig

  26. zurn says:

    The Slinky School Of Economics
    “Swindlers/defrauders in the European Family”

  27. Al Kyder says:

    @ Wolferl

    Looks like your left to fight the Balkans all alone there. :)_ (:

    I have been reading this with some interest.

    The way I see it, the Serbs are a race of perpetual losers. Even when they win a war, they still lose. Look what Clinton did to them, They even smashed the Croats that time, and yet, they still lost.

    Now they are ready to lose again. Shorting the Serbs is a safe bet !

  28. Bonn says:

    I could’nt Stop Laughin Too Funny Max
    Hic 😉

  29. kdt says:

    nice a tax on services on top of the self imployed having to pay double(there portion AND the employers part) on ss now this,yuck if this crap passes there will be no point in working at all try taxing that you retards lots of stuff to vote down this election a wize man once said even if there is nothing to vote for there will always be somthing to vote down

    A near glut of initiatives that would raise taxes are being aimed at the November 2012 ballot. A group of Republican and Democratic business leaders and former state officials calling itself the Think Long Committee for California is drafting an initiative to raise $10 billion by expanding the sales tax to services, while reducing personal and corporate taxes. Gov. Jerry Brown, a Democrat, and legislators are negotiating the details of an income tax surcharge on the state’s top earners and for a sales tax increase that in its latest form would raise $6 billion.

    In addition, labor unions want voters to approve even bigger sales and income tax increases, and environmental groups last week proposed an initiative to close a business tax loophole that they said would produce $1.2 billion for education and energy projects.

  30. swell says:

    Waiting For (the Imminent Defaults)

  31. kdt says:

    and i was so pissed off at the services tax i missed the reduction in personal and corprate taxes nice fuck you to the people who acculy push this bullshit econimy forward.this sucks with profits cut the the personal tax reduction is worthless to those who lose there jobs to the inevitable down sizing that will result. the drop in payroll tax will eat up the gains forcast(wich are also bullshit) for these stupid taxes with a net result of a big fat zero in to the states coffers and we will be spending more out of pocket to suport it.

  32. gold bullet says:

    @snoop diddy

    Thanks for the link about Nigel Farage, though he is wrong about a few thing:

    1. Croatia didn’t seek independence for a 1000 years, it only came to them that they want to be independent in the late 70’s.

    2. Yugoslavia failed only because the western powers wanted it to fail in their own interest, since they didn’t want a powerful state in the Balkans, which Yugoslavia was.


    No one committed genocide in the former Yugoslavia. If you lower the criteria for genocide too low, than basically all sides committed genocide.

    @Al Kyder

    You do know that Serbs were on the side of the allies in both world wars?! Hence, we were the victors of those wars.

  33. Tom says:

    @ Max – I’m totally with you on this School of Economics crap (see post) :

    Oh if only the Economics Dept at UKC could watch this.

    Why do you think I didn’t turn up to Financial Economics classes ey ?? I got fed up of being told to pipe down for asking questions “not on the curriculum” and apparently therefore irrelevant (of course ignoring the fact that these malleable people in the class are going to go out in a few years and apply this shit in the real world). Oh and lets not forget the condescending and patronising attitude being dished out from someone less intelligent than half the class, its laughable (if you can’t do .. teach).

    Well even with under 20% attendance over 3 years and despite being high for my exams, I still got my worthless piece of paper, so I was glad to be able to do what I promised my parents from the beginning (wipe my arse with it; they were not impressed).

    Maybe if I turned up in the early days of uni, when I still gave half a shit, with a slinky to explain “max keiser style” things may have turned out differently ….

    need volunteers to help :

  34. kdt says:

    @tom this is an old wives tail: (if you can’t do .. teach).if you cant do it how can you teach it? and in teaching increese your understanding. the isue is that you acculy need to have learned it first. sounds like your pofessor was lacking in this area

  35. gold bullet says:

    Why is there no snow?

  36. Tom says:

    @ kdt

    In areas of real subject matter I would be inclined to agree. Eg, math, accountancy etc, however in Economics no real discussion is allowed. These university professors blindly follow “schools”(religions) of thought and very little moving space is allowed from their delusion before they get irate.

    Before you think I was just a difficult student, at the end of July 2007 I was working for an asset management company in Switzerland for the summer holidays and was watching the day it all went wrong (TED spread going crazy and everyone screaming subprime – people loosing millions of Euros around me in the space of a minute).

    My economics teacher thought I was a quack and wanted me to focus on what they wanted. Every presentation or project I would come in, ignore the Title/Project i was told to do and covered what I consider to be real economics (what’s actually going on in the world) rather than sitting down “practising” black scholes all year round without looking at the substance being it.

    UKC Economics department successfully churned out many a parrot while I was there. The education system & teachers aren’t what they used to be. (its a shame, and an indication that govt needs to get the hell out of the way, rather than employing “their” type)

  37. MirrorMirror says:


    Defense Against the Psychopath (Full length Version)

    37 mins


  38. gold bullet says:

    ”Of Imminent Defaults And Self Deception. Kyle Bass Prepares For The Worst”

  39. MirrorMirror says:

    LOL …”Your comment is awaiting moderation.”

    Hello Max … who’s side are you on ?


  40. MirrorMirror says:


    Testing “Psychopath”

  41. gold bullet says:

    “China Will Not Hesitate To Protect Iran Even With A Third World War”

    This is getting dangerous…

  42. MirrorMirror says:

    OK … wasn’t “Psychopath”

    What was it then ?

  43. MirrorMirror says:


    @gold bullet … I predicted this over a year ago .. here .. FWIW.

    Russia + Pakistan + China + Iran … will support each other against the Western Oligarthy.

  44. Al Kyder says:

    @ mirrormirror

    OCT 31 2011″Kyrgyzstan’s Moscow-backed Prime Minister Almazbek Atambayev claimed victory Monday in a presidential election, but observers reported some voting abuses and supporters of defeated candidates rallied in the south.”
    This is what the current “War” is over, control of the Fergana Valley,

    Now look at this topo map Notice it is a depressed crater. That means at some time in Geo history, a huge bubble of gas rose up escaped, and that dome collapsed. In other words, thar oil there. The last great frontier.

    I dare you to google Fergana Valley and Oil. 🙂

    Now here is the map of the Valley from Russia eyes. See how the Blue bits are slowly eating up the rest Note the USA base in Tajikistan. The Russians call it “Mingbulak” It probably means something like uncountable oil riches is muscovite slang.

  45. Youri Carma says:

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  46. gold bullet says:

    ”Bailout Bombers: Italy’s billion-euro F35 ‘suicide mission”’

    So, Italy is in deep financial shit and brutal austerity measures are to be imposed any day now, yet the bankstercrat government of Mario Monti somehow finds a billion euros to buy F35 bomber jets?!

  47. gold bullet says:

    ”Robin Hood op: Anonymous, Poison target the 1%”

  48. gold bullet says:

    ”Mervyn King warns banks to build up reserves as eurozone crisis intensifies”

  49. Youri Carma says:

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