Dilbert on Gold (and MBAs)

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  1. Jayme says:

    LOLZ – I thought Beard has hair.

  2. JonnyJames says:

    Does MBA stand for Master Bullshit Artist? I thought it did.

  3. JonnyJames says:

    Speaking of gold (and silver) it seems the bottom has been reached, or nearly, and the time for mass buying of physical metal is at hand once again. Have fiat cash in hand and ready to buy. Standing by…

  4. Wolferl says:

    @ Jayme

    I guess Beard holds more gold than most of us.

    Gold is up just 23 % yoy. Not bad though.

  5. Wolferl says:

    @ JonnyJames

    Just wait a little longer and you´ll have much more fun buying. ;-)

  6. F. Beard says:

    Whoop te doo!

    Gold bugs go back to a previous failed and discarded money system because of the present failed but not yet discarded money system and think they are smart.

    Just know when to sell. It is not likely that gold has a future as money. It’s just too dumb.

  7. F. Beard says:

    I guess Beard holds more gold than most of us. Wolferl

    No. Due to financial problems involving a red-head (and later a blond) I was eventually forced to sell my PMs.

    But even if I still had them I would sell to avoid idolatry (and having to work).

  8. NoEffingWay says:

    Hey F. Tard, when did gold fail and get discarded? Please help me, as I am a simple high school graduate.

  9. F. Beard says:

    when did gold fail and get discarded?

    In the 1930′s. The first countries to leave the gold standard were the first to recover from the Great Depression.

    Please help me, as I am a simple high school graduate.

    Try reading the Bible if you’re short of wisdom. Proverbs 8.

  10. JonnyJames says:

    @Wolferl
    I am standng by, not quite yet for another round of buying, but I will have a stack of fiat waiting to be traded for metal. Cheers!

  11. NoEffingWay says:

    Try reading the Bible if you’re short of wisdom.
    I read the Bible. Wise men gave baby Jeebus gold for his birthday. Good enough for me.

  12. F. Beard says:

    . Good enough for me. NoEffingWay

    But not good enough:

    They will fling their silver into the streets and their gold will become an abhorrent thing; their silver and their gold will not be able to deliver them in the day of the wrath of the LORD. They cannot satisfy their appetite nor can they fill their stomachs, for their iniquity has become an occasion of stumbling. Ezekiel 7:19

    Also, you should not mock the Name of your ONLY possible Savior. That’s just plain stupid.

  13. Vonda Bra says:

    @ Jayme
    —-LOLZ – I thought Beard has hair.—-
    hahahaha! :D :D
    Beard thinks, imagining and falsly concluding … I´m wearing a Wonder-Bra!!! :D
    too funny ….
    seems like all of his imaginations or lived experiences women-wise (mostly reds or blonds – –due to financial problems of them !!!–) , or “Lord-wise” eventually made him lose all of his PM-stack, because of “gullibility”!? and one of the 7 deadly sins he is involved with – … in his case LUST! anyways, we are all sinners!
    … probably thats an explanation why he fanatically has turned to the bible, now being obsessed with it, just for compensation? becoming a krypto-reactionary christian missionary, only following his own parameters of dellusion, that he is unable to face and therefore to work against and escape ??? … just a normal pretender, like millions of others. Christians or not. But still Pretenders!
    really don´t know … ? just tracking down some evidence, he himself is offering here every once in a while …. when I happen to catch it …
    well, we can´t know if there is either any beard or hair at all ? ;-)
    besides that, there is a massive “Stacy-/and profane shirt-obsession” lately :-)
    I don´t mind all that at all …. just talking …. :-)
    Love V.

  14. Casper S. says:

    You can probably expect to hear from Scott Adams about this. He, like Gary Larson, is quite fanatical about folks using his crude scratchings without paying him for it.

  15. F. Beard says:

    well, we can´t know if there is either any beard or hair at all ? ;-) WB

    Yep, I still got my hair though it is not as thick and curly as it once was. But it is so soft since I quit using shampoo!

    and one of the 7 deadly sins he is involved with – … in his case LUST! WB

    David had a weakness for women (one) and so did Solomon (many). And so did Adam now that I think about it. It is more understandable than worshiping a shiny element. Even you are more interesting than that (but only to a point).

    . But still Pretenders! WB

    Maybe so. But I keep reading the Bible and will never stop so I have hope.

  16. Vonda Bra says:

    @ F. Beard
    —Yep, I still got my hair though it is not as thick and curly as it once was. But it is so soft since I quit using shampoo!….
    …not as thick and curly as it once was … – well, that makes you one of Us ! :-)
    just curious and interested, what instead of shampoo are you using now ?

    —David had a weakness for women (one) and so did Solomon (many). And so did Adam now that I think about it. It is more understandable than worshiping a shiny element.
    Once and for all: I AM NOT WORSHIPPING SHINY ELEMENTS! never have and never will!!!!! so thats pure rethoric nonsense! :-)
    —-Even you are more interesting than that (but only to a point).—-
    That as well surely might occur to you! ok! (but only to a point).

    Non-relating to the above or to you personally, ….but may I ask, what your opinion is on celibacy? What does the bible say about this?

    —Maybe so. But I keep reading the Bible and will never stop so I have hope.—
    Thats fine with me! BUT, so your hope ONLY comes from reading the bible ???
    totally trapped ??? btw, are you a Rick Perry fan ?
    christian, or any other “religious” fundamentalism is not that destinct in Europe,
    thats why I have HOPE!

    btw, if you shorten my nick, please it would be VB! not WB! (please respect that V. Beard!)
    Thanks! ;-)

  17. F. Beard says:

    – well, that makes you one of Us ! :-) VB

    Jewish? Could be.

    just curious and interested, what instead of shampoo are you using now ? VB

    Just water.

    Non-relating to the above or to you personally, ….but may I ask, what your opinion is on celibacy? VB

    Not at all comfortable but exhilarating after a while. One has vivid dreams too.

    What does the bible say about this? VB

    That most men should get married.

    BUT, so your hope ONLY comes from reading the bible ??? VB

    And obeying it.

    totally trapped ??? VB

    By the greatest Book ever written.

    btw, are you a Rick Perry fan ? VB

    I find him repulsive so far and I am not interested in learning any more.

    christian, or any other “religious” fundamentalism is not that destinct in Europe,
    thats why I have HOPE!
    VB

    I’ve read that only Norway would be seriously affected by the Rapture in Europe.

    btw, if you shorten my nick, please it would be VB! not WB! (please respect that V. Beard!) VB

    Sorry. You angered me so I finally let loose with a pun on your name I’ve been dying to use. Your last name is hilarious to American men.

  18. Al Kyder says:

    Central banks in emerging markets continued to build up their gold reserves in August, data from the International Monetary fund showed, with Thailand, Bolivia and Russia all adding to holdings last month.
    Thailand bought 9.3 tonnes of gold in August, the data showed, while Bolivia added an extra 7 tonnes to its reserves and Russia, which has steadily been building up its gold holdings this year, buying another 5.6 tonnes of gold.
    Bullion has become an increasingly popular reserve asset for central banks.
    Signatories of the Central Bank Gold Agreement, which limits gold sales to 400 tonnes a year, sold just 1.1 tonnes of gold in the last year of the pact, excluding planned sales by the IMF.
    Emerging market banks, meanwhile, have been keen to build up gold reserves

  19. Jayme says:

    “…we are all sinners!” – Vonda Bra

    Ain’t that the truth. ;-)

    Loreena McKennitt – Dante`s Prayer – Live
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UdZO2Au0pqE

  20. Vonda Bra says:

    @ Jayme
    we are all sinners – Ain’t that the truth. ;-)

    without any doubt, it is! :D

    There´s a little bit of Judas in us all – fantastic tune by the MASTER, Gino Vanelli, the allrounder! musician, singer, composer, writer, producer, thinker – genius!! :D
    enjoy….! :-)
    http://youtu.be/05_9NLHCVNM
    Love V.

  21. Vonda Bra says:

    @ Jayme
    another one … live with big orchestra …
    Jehova and all that Jazz ( ;-) )
    http://youtu.be/DI_ITsq0uDI

    PS: Save me from losing my soul to a heaven as cold as ice…
    I´d sooner bee a free man in hell than a prisoner in paradise ….

    words of my kind! ;-)
    Love V.

  22. neweveryday says:

    @ Vonda Bra
    … a little prayer for you:
    May you clasp your wealth of secrets to you heart,
    never be strapped for cash
    and may your cup runneth over.
    :)
    … you do make me laugh, cross my heart!

  23. F. Beard says:

    May you clasp your wealth of secrets to you heart,
    never be strapped for cash
    and may your cup runneth over.
    :)
    … you do make me laugh, cross my heart!
    neweveryday [bra references in bold]

    You wit you! I’m impressed.

  24. neweveryday says:

    … Oh dear, so Freud was right after all!

    [feigned innocence]

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